Jaden Walsh - Rap 101 ft. Matty Mack [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Jaden Walsh]

You wonder why it takes so long to make an album
I wonder how come you can't go on without one
If you fat, you best workout
Stop stuffing burgers all in your mouth
Do you even know what your talking about?
When you say that I'm wack but I'm calling you out
I think I'm bout, to have a spazzam
Feeling' like, that I have asthma
Yall out of reach like you smackin' a giant
Why does it always sound like in your raps that your crying?
Micheal Nugent! Slightly retarded
Stay away from him, like he farted
Someone should go and take his bike away
And put his handle bars in a microwave
Do you even know how to use your skateboard?
Why don't you use something that you paid for?
This diss here, you do deserve
Hope on a track, and prove your worth
Every song I got, must be perfect
If it ain't, well then it's worthless
Made this verse while on the clock
Crazier than 20 dollar socks!

[Verse 2: Matty Mack]
This boy gotta feature so you know it's legit
I was gonna start rapping but I thought I'd quit
So I didn't do shit
Tried to get fit, Now I still got fat, and I'm back in this bitch
J' dissed someone so imma do it too
Darren I know I see the bitch in you
So let me tell yall how it really happened
Darren took my money and kept Landan from rating
Tried to pin it on him and Landan got pissed
Told us what happened and I went after this bitch
I went to his school but the fucker went hiding
Probably in the bathroom somewhere crying
So he's coward now that moved away
So imma hand the mic back to my boy J'

[Interlude: Jaden Walsh]
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, I'm not done yet!

[Verse 3: Jaden Walsh]
Anyways your waiting for the album drop
Shit takes time so just count the clock
Tryna come up with a new sound to rock
I be sitting on tea like it's fountain pop
Imma, Stay rapping till I'm old as Madonna
Jumping in drama, spitting like a llama
Do what I wanna, when I wanna do it
And if you know me I don't need to prove it
Haha yeah I just laughed a bit
Somebody here Snapchat this shit
If rap is a ship then the captain is, me
You know who the Grandmaster is
"So, super rap man help me please!
My best friend Kesley fell on her knees
And she got this, awful heart disease!"
And I feel like my face is fucking melting Jeaniene
I'm trying to be honest when I say that I'm the hottest
But the they'res nothing in my noggin since ill never go to college
Thinking of these lyrics just as fast as I can jot um
So the way that I come up with them is all of them are thought up now