Jay Swolo - The Interview [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Interviewer]
Ok, who's next on? Let's see here
Jay Swolo, Swolo, Jay Swolo
Oh hey that's, that's terrible but um
Maybe you might not be, maybe you might not be
Let's, let's um, let's see a lil about yourself
Let's see a lil about how yourself
You dig, you dig [?], you dig?
Just tell [?] where you're from
Um, what you like, not that we really care or anything
Just, you know, it's for the show, it's for the viewer

[Jay]
Uh, well I'm, I'm from Savannah, Georgia
Uh, I like to uh, I I eat pudding and pop-tarts together
Like I take my pop-tarts and I put them in the pudding
And I dip it and then I swirl it and, you know, ok
Um, I rap, kind of, sometimes
And that's about it

[Interviewer]
Oh, you wrap? You wrap...
Do you wrap...burritos?
Do you work at [?]
You wrap?
You wanna be a little more clear about what you do?

[Jay]
I uh, I write lyrics, I find beats
I put lyrics on beats and I say them out loud
It's like clicked spoken word
You know what spoken word is?

[Interviewer]
Of course I know what spoken word is
What do I look like? A jibwibber

[Jay]
I don't know what a jibwibber is

[Interviewer]
You look like a jibwibber

[Jay]
Whatever. Can I...can I rap? Can I rap please?

[Backstage Person]
Yeah, dawg, go ahead and freestyle for us, dawg

[Jay]
Uh, freestyle...

[Interviewer]
Yes, he said freestyle, whatever that means
Not that you have style though, you see what you're wearing?

[Jay]
Ok, um, whatever, here we go

I don't need a beat, it's acapella acopoco
On a pogo and you know tho
I'ma slap a couple hoes bro
And then I'ma come back like it's no go
I'm at a stop light eating french flies
I be in a plane like I'm so fly
I be coming down slicing tomatoes
And you ain't nothing but a hate-o
Like a bag of lays you niggas looking gays
When you walking by you be like "Heys!"
And I be like hays with horses and haystacks with dorses
I need some endorsements
And they don't see me when I'm coming
Cuz I'm coming through like a motherfucking hot fireball
And I be coming down like a fireball, Fantastic Four
Hope you all get fired
That's fired all -

[Backstage Person]
Stop (x5)

[Jay]
Yeah, what's

[Backstage Person]
That's horrible dawg

[Jay]
Horrible?

[Backstage Person]
Horrible

[Jay]
Horrible?

[Backstage Person]
Stop

[Jay]
Stop. Go. Go?