Jazz - WhatADick freestyle [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Yeah. Who is this character?

[Verse 1]
I rap straight mental slurs
Skate Mental shirt
With a little bit of blood cause I ate shit the worst
My day was great
I got a taste of hot mace from this old bitch who thought I tried to shake with her purse
I skipped school to skate, don't think I need to be teaching
Eight hours of hell plus detention cause I'm sleeping
Mr. Rent a Cop meet senior cinder block
If I can't skate here then I'mma fucking end this spot
Sick as fuck, saneless
Metal bat, stainless
So when I bash in your fucking mask ain't no brain shit
Dope as a rock, crack cock kiss this
Jazz kills every crap rap fag dip stick
Take a hatchet into your hat rack bitch
Get scalped for that wack ass trash you was dishing
I'm fishing, for a fine ass and a fat lip
Get sucked service and dip, leave a bad tip
Dick mad stiff, she a stick masser
Niggas like plastic, fake ass fragile Jurassic
When I rap this, crack classic, eargasmic
Don't bite, you might gag bitch
I'm talking shit? Fuck it I'm the shit
Probably drop a pile of shit inside your mom's Impala
Rap karate, yo I body every snare and kick
Watch me like I'm Arabic
Dropping bombs, terrorist
I tear or rip a hole in them
Flow syphilus
Dope, sniff it up
Rotisserie, roast niggas, post history
I sweep chicks, sweet chicks
Papa John's, she on Papa's john
Props to my cock cause everybody's hopping on
Posers, stop, octagon
Knock it off if you rock it wrong
Rocking like this table that I'm knocking on
Kicking my rhymes that I studied all nighter
This lunchtime crowd going wild while I cypher
Slice a nigga in half with this mad lyric spitting ablibbing
Gets you slapped in the fucking lip
Admit I fucking running shit like the Olympics
You feel offended? Fuck you!
We them niggas that bring that fucking horrendous
The sweeter the berry, she black as fuck so her juice is cane
Get bitches drugged up
Take a couple, ease your pain
Now she Aretha
Sing to me, I please her until we beat the sheets up
I spring a leak, leave a stain
Mad flows, hoes say I'm an asshole
Because I pack my bag right after I bag hoes
Bash bros with brass knuckles
I rock a mask stocking
A fucking bandit
Pocket abducted cash
Cockasaurus without the roaring
She's got to chop the forest if I'mma be a tourist
Rhymes I slice and dice
Your mom I'll entice cause I'm mad live and cool as fuck
Mickey Mouse on ice right?
I've been fucking up shit since Fisher Price
Pistol whipping mice with my NERF pistol pitch the knife
Living trife like
Roll the dice
Stole his ice
Dolamite
Hard as fuck
Choking cold coke when I hold the mic
Hella mellow steez slushey
Cerebellum freeze
Ass jello, jelly fellow tell her I said hello, please

[Outro]
Hahaha...yeah
Onion booty
All City motherfuckin
Champs