Jet 2 - Mario Party [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
I'm just like Mario if I'm hoppin' on dat ass
Yoshi! Eff you miss Daisy, You're a princess but I'll pass
If you don't see...
While your nephew's eating
You can come up in this room
And we can go and rescue peaches

[Hook 2x]
It's about to be a party in here
It's about to be a Mario party in here
And girl you're second player
We ain't using no controller, no Nintendo
Just We(Wii) got that...and that...
Girl whatever you need

[Verse 1]
Uh huh (2x)
Is it Jet 2 the random? Yes
Put her in the game, let her play with the DS
No entiendo on Nintendo, but she goes in with the PS
Three yes..
Uh..Run it back, uh..wait
Run it back girl press reset
Hop up on Mushroom castle, girl I wanna battle
I wanna see you, me v.s...
Yeah
Her difficulty...level got me harder than a meteor
Was soft as Charmin Ultra
Now my graph is looking linear
All because I looked across her chest like L.A. city shirts
Now we're playing dodgeball, but I'm Ben Sillear (Stiller)
Tower on that thingy...
I know you expected me to go Bowser on your body
When I search it like a browser, wowsers
Stretch it like a slinky, hey everyone knows it's slinky
Searching for that pink thing
Found it Princess Peachy

[Hook 2x]

[Verse 2]
Now that I got you out your shell like a Koopa Troopa
Hop up on the dizzy like a Goomba
Put you on a cloud like Lakitu, Boo-ya
Put different levels on it, I beat it where it don't hurt
And I'm tryin' to see what your Toadsworth
I treat it like it's me, a green light, Luigi
Gotta find the pieces to your clothes first
Take it off, miss Rosalina
Let me have a feast in your galaxy...
Super Smash Bros, baby no arena
This is the Legend of Zelda
Can I put this sword in your link is what I tell her
Ink up, Link up when I jump in the pelvis
Puddy on Mark, I'm feeling like I'm 'bout to melt up
Girl let it burn, can't fight the feeling
Gotta take away the pain like a Vicodin is
When we connect like a hyphen's in it
Got you feeling like Paris when I fill (Eiffel) in it, go
When I feel in it, got you feeling like Paris when Eiffel in it
I can beat the whole game if I'm feeling it
I'll be jumping down your levels when the pipe is in it

[Hook 2x]

[Outro]
Uh Uh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh (Repeat)
Tell me can you see me in Mario Party?
Cut the game on
Uh Uh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh (Repeat)