Joel Plaskett Emergency - Come On, Teacher [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Come on, teacher
Teach me something
Don't just fill my head with nothing
No, no teacher
I'm still sitting
In the desk, no
I'm not quitting

No, no teacher
I won't give up
I just hope that I can live up
To your expectations of me
Teacher, you'll be
So proud of me!

If I just don't understand it
I should just be reprimanded
Make me stay here after school
While my friends go to the pool (Yah-hooo!)

Come on, teacher
Just admit it
You think that I will never get it
I'm the badass of your classroom
Well, now you've got a badass classroom

Come on, teacher
Won't you tell me
Why somebody just, don't expel me
I am so much slower than the others
Its a good thing I don't have any younger brothers!

(warm it up!)
(here we go now)

If for some reason
I'm not present
Blame it on my adolescence
And if for some reason
I am tardy, well its
Cause I went out last night to party

And dans la french class
Je suis terrible
Après l'école
I'll be coming up to see ya!
[?]

I just noticed something lately
I've been here since 1980!

Aw, come on teacher!
(teach me something)
I put it in my pipe and I smoked it!
(come on teacher)
Gimme Sssssomething!
I'm on my hands and knees!
Look at me please!
(That's the way it is - yeah!)
[?] Mrs. Young, she used to teach us french and everyone gave her a hard time
(smoked it! Round the back of the school!)
Especially Luciano Pastilana
He kept eggs in his drawer

Okay man - what do you think?