Johnny Polygon - Dopestflyestogpimpplayahardcoremotherfucker [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

(Hook)
The Dopest Flyest OG Pimp Playa Hardcore Motherfucker (x4)

P-O-L-Y Me I'm so dope I'll tell you why (x2)

(One) I'm black and I never need a tan
(Two) I can rap even better than your mans
(Three) People still ask "Who is he?"
(Four) They say I'm dope, don't ask me no more
One two, one two, gimme something to kill
When I come through I'll give ya something to bounce
With my kung-fu, Imma knock someone out
At this point all my homies, they got kicked out the house
Not saying that I'm real but I know I know how to
Un-like you I dont be talking about you
I doubt you want to take it to the streets and take votes
Cause I mean you have to pay just to say I ain't dope

(Hook)(x4)

Every athlete sniffs coke at least once
And every priest wants to get blown at least once
And every rich family has that Japanese son
That they adopted to get discounts on Nissans
And everybody needs a shoulder to lean on
Except for me and R. Kelly, we use 'em to pee on
Cause if you're 15 and don't know the difference
In between gettin' pissed on and havin' sex...
You deserve to get pissed on next, are you pissed off yet?
Is the alarm goin' off on your wristwatch yet?
Are you aware that you're listening to hip-hop yet?
Does the mention of my name get your bitch all wet? (I bet)
I fucked her once and never fucked her again
Cause after I saw her naked, I knew that we were just friends
Not sayin that she's ugly dawg... I mean, I fucked her
But all I had to do was tell her I can sing like Usher

(Hook)(x4)

You better act right, feed your snack right
Im a janitor, I'll beat you with my flashlight
I'm an animal addicted to the crack pipe
Smoking camelites living in the past life