Jorge Alvarez - Strange Cowboy [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I've been reading, i've been thinking
I should throw my birthday party at the library
Wait, but no, the popular kids are never gonna come
Thanks Chad, but too bad
That's what I really want
Back in high school the teachers tried to have me muzzled up
But I was so wild they had to throw me back into the jungle
These rappers dressed like it's their first day of school
Looking sharp, real sharp
Sharp as a tool
No I don't follow rules, repressed them from my memory
Just like my childhood and a long list of enemies
I'm the good guys, don't you see me acting friendly?
Don't you know where I would be if not with the celebrity?
Probably in the crazy house like I got fucking leprosy
They just have the funniest ways of giving compliments
Like when you tell me that i'm crazy or an idiot
My cheeks get rosy red, it's really so embarrassing
I don't like cats they're just just stuck up dogs
Everybody wanna know what i'm fucked up on
And they don't understand when I tell them its y'all
Cause y'all mofuckers doing this so wrong
Y'all mofuckers doing this so wrong (x2)
We had a better pastime than baseball
And I don't understand where it all went wrong

I was supposed to watch 50 Shades of Grey at your bitch' house
But I thought it was a chick flick so I went and turned that shit down
Pretty pissed off, I think I really missed out
Sorry mom, I could've got you that grandchild
I think being alive is an experiment and the universe is laughing at the shit we think is serious
You know, I don't really know what I even really think that I know
I've been working all day, maybe i'm delirious
Outspit your team like we're shooting in a bucket at the fair
Look over here, i'm flashy from my ass to my hair
But not too fast like Flash, it's Maverick
Giving you that comic book superhero action
On the beat and I got it in cruise control
But you know that I could move it over to lose control
Do you love me? I don't know
But baby I don't care so imma go