Josh Rosenberg - Josh Fuckin' Rosenberg [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Josh Fuckin' Rosenberg, he's superb, have you heard?
White, but I'm only the product of where I from, the 'burbs
I've been sittin' on the curb, drummin' on my thighs like
Waitin' for the day when my name on signs'll shine bright
Sponsors'll sponsor me as long as my response is clean
I ain't from Compton but my wordplay's up another pedigree
Keepin' it live since 1995, I'm a
King without a queen, call it NC-19, White rap conflict
After the show find me with that blonde chick
Bond chick, I'm James, but like if I didn't want shit
Age 19, but I epitomize the teenage dream
Mix of wet and dry as they search me on their computer screens
Got more red cups then I got A's in classes but
Look at the bright side, more C cups then C classes
Obvious, meet me round 11 where the lobby is
Procreating, redefining what a hobby is

Mad, like ridiculous, this shit can't be ad-libbed, say
Fuck the blank spaces, yeah now I write the Madlibs
Apocalypse, what's bitches got to do but get on top of this?
The devil hides underground cause he knows I walk on top of it
Oh my gosh, it's Josh, so fresh and so clean
Rappin' faster than that yogurt bankrupted Dairy Queen
I apostrophe M-S-O Cool, like
Community College, pack up, I'm takin' all ya'll back to school
Sit down, man, got you flippin' like a fryin' pan, last
Night, shorty said I'm "Iron Man but with no iron, man"
Shit, yeah that's just a normal dude
Art schools call me up cause they wanna paint me nude
You might say I can't make it big in this town
But I say, when I rap, I got the crowd wearin' the anti-frown
And when I'm done, even I can't believe it's over, put your
Hands together H.O.V.A., youngest kid to wear the crown