J.ReaL Hip Hop - Shrimp Fried Rice [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]

Remember when I said that I'm a beat specialist, fresher than a peppermint
Back up in my Elem6nt...Tee Shirt, he work
Not much like a Mexican, I'm more like the Japanese
Slashing beats in half, Samurai excellence
9th Galaxy represent-er and in the winter it's 9G & Radioplay sweaters
And we STILL rocking spots til' hell freeze, now tell these
New school niggas that I'm principal Belding
Riding up the block on my brand new deck
Where your crew at? My dudes at they chest like a crewneck
Tell them scary singers move it with their Scooby duets
Toy Robot & The Gang crush your Twitter movement
Coolness! Awesome, dapper Dan with an ampersand
At their heads like a hat-less clan, homie ask your man
Don't ever talk slick, writing checks you ain't cashing in
If you do, that's your ass like kids in glass-less fans
This the shit to make you move like ants in your pants
And make em say "ooh" like you smelling trash in your can
Back to business like a mistress & a nasty man
Reezy & Dexter making noise in your attic again, uh

[Hook]

We ain't stopping til them street lights come on
And even when they do, we gon' keep on going, just...
Riding up & down the block, sipping on some Arizona teas
Kicking G' to them girls with nice bumpers
And we still got it locked, believe me, it's easy
Police-es wanna hate? Splash some piss up in they face
Let me run up in the store, but keep the engine running
Got me living like everyday's summer, uh!

And weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, weeeee won't stopppppp!
At aaaaaaaaaaaaaaall, uh uh! Ah, uh!

[Verse 2]

Excuse me, can I have a glass of lemonade?
So I can get back to spitting like a renegade?
That was delicious, now I'm feeling replenished
Back to being a menace, cutting babes like infant blades
Your girl got me as her kitty-cat beater
Cause she knows that I'm the next-gen's next leader
Cause everything popping nowadays is much weaker
I just hear the same shit like, unisex speakers
Hit the deck Gina, little Mally's shooting up the place
And you don't want one of them beams from them lasers busting up your face
A Bad Boy, 'bout to spray you busters up with mace
Got plaster falling from the walls from too much bass
In every record, pull the truck up to Checkers
Order a large Coca-Cola with a double-decker
Cheese better be extra, and don't forget the ketchup
With a whole lot of fries like a Futurama special
Word to my cousin Netta, I've been special since the toy box
That's the reason why I've remained unemployed pops (sorry)
So since I don't have a real quote-on-quote "job"
Imma' get this mic and rock it from 9 to 5

[Hook]

[Verse 3]

Me & C.Whit pulled over for some dang donuts, brainstorming
Bumping Hurricane Chris on the way over
Saw a chick, hollered "Aye bay-bay!
You need a dang stroller for that ass!", she laughed and made her way over
Headphones in, bumping Kanye & Hova
Watching the throne we are in, her frame gave me a dang boner
She said, "You Toy Robot huh?
I like the colorful mind you got in your lines! That shit Cray."...OLA!
Said, "I'm a dang soda, cause I get it popping and I look like Lil Fizz"
Chris Stokes trying to Facebook poke me, cause I'm an open book
She said, "Let me guess, you trying to put words in my mouth?"
"No...I'm trying to fuck your fucking face"
I don't think that came out right, she said "You nasty"
She sat on my lappy, I got happy rubbed my head & said it's nappy
Said, "You need to trim that shit", I said "I was
But I was too busy getting my Fruits of the Loom back down to peach fuzz"
After that, she pulled out my banana and started to eat up
Needless to say I beat that pussy, like I beat these beats up
A nerd, but after the dick, she was geeked up
Was cheesed up when I put her in that Skeet-Skeet club
Not Wiz Khalifa, but the body of my tablet's inked up
I ain't gotta sleep with Satan just so I can heat the sheets up
Put my wings up and let y'all take the sky
Cause the way I run it, y'all really need to keep up!

[Hook]