Jumpuh D-Z - Electric Relaxation, 14 [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Verse 1

Dang mommy, dat body got me
Hypnotized
In ya eyes im victimized
But who would try to figure why
Them thicky thighs
And pretty eyes are killing my soul
With skin so rich it could rival some gold
You glow and it shows in dis atmosphere
Da room was dark and dull til u ran in here
With ya girl thicker than hueys hair from boondocks
But i ain't thinkin bout ya friend im tryna get with you ma
Ooh ya
Lips just look so luscious
Eyes are heavens lips are cushions
And i need some comfort
Can you help a nigga out
But na ma dont trip know what thinkin how
Dis nigga gonna come up in here and think he cool j
Thinkin if he act smooth hell make my mood change
But ma i just wanna know ya name
So we can get together by the end of the day
She simply said no
Labeled me a ho
I said how ya figure "my friends tell me so"
I hate when silly groupies wanna run they yap
Word to god hun i dont get down like that

Verse 2

I like em brown yellow puerto rican and asian
Name is Jumpman from da cryptic nation
Seen dis black girl with a tongue dats spanglish
She afro latina type of chica
And im thinkin
I cud spit some game and
Make her dame and
Have niggas hating when they us hangin
Caught her eyeing so of course i approach her
No corny lines or no rhymes i just told her
How are you im D
She fine im lisa
Said you look good its nice to finally meet ya
We start talk a little a bit
I crack some jokes she giggling
Next thing we know we at her crib kickin it
She said her mama away
And her father dont stay
Asked what can me and you do for the whole ok
Lemme interrupt dis song
Just to let you know i dis made up
Yall take me too serious to stuff dats irrelevant
I dont mess worldly girls won't disfellowship
Anyway back to da story
Before i made a move i heard a noise in da door key
Seen a tall nigga rockin aero and DC's
He said naw dis nigga jumpuh dz
Why u tryna be all up in my chick
Da girl said leave tyrone you make me so sick
Jumpuh d my baby daddy im pregnant too
Im like trick ... I never had sex with you
Dat baby ain't mine I just met you too
And her man got mad said i was a lowlife
Irresponsible father is something he dont like
I swear i was gonna smack a ho like pimp named slipback
But i just left nigga take ya chick back
... Its a pimp named slipback