Junk Science - Words from the Boro Prez [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Tone Tank]
Welcome, welcome to the Tone Tank for Borough President press conference
I’d like to thank Baje One for having me, it’s an honor and
I’d like to thank Snafu for setting the ambiance and
Give yourselves a round of applause for providing the audience
What’s that? Am I qualified for office?
Well I seen a lot of things that a lot of your eyeballs didn’t
For instance, have you ever saw...
A corn-rowed, lesbian, Puerto Rican dwarf?
Now now, now don’t get sore
I ain't saying nothing wrong, I’m just asking if you saw one
I’m sitting in the sauna, got some Timberland boots on
A half a ski mask, and a Triple Fat Goose on
My man Krayo got a corduroy suit on
A hat that’s wool on
For rappers, it’s a wrap, Saran-done, like Susan Sarandon
Little Joe Cartwright Michael Landon
I’m old school like cannons, house phones and wood paneling
In your mommas basement, in the headphones rapping and
Amazin' like ’86 Mets, Doc and Darryl and them
And Roger McDowell and Gary Carter catching and
Keith Hernandez batting and
He had a .310 average then, and lead the team for most hits
And had the most at-bats back then
I can’t forget Mookie Wilson
The name is Tone Tank, and the publishing is Chill Son