JustParodiezMan - An Adventure In Chicago [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
He stands there waiting in queue, it feels so long
To cash his change thinking
What a boring long TV song
If only fate hadn’t come in
Carrying AIA Warfare, threatening everyone
And shot the guy right in the arm

[Chorus ]
He shouts and then he falls, and calls, and claws?
He looks at his new claws, claws
Looks at his new paws, paws
Look at the way he falls and screams with a sneer
The claws and paws he hates

Give him the tail that he’ll loath
(Watch the skin go black)
He falls right down, pissed off
(Hear him growl now)
Give him the tail that he’ll loath
(Watch the skin go black)
He falls right down, pissed off
(Hear him growl now)

U-M-B-R-E-O-N-S
Hear him growl loud
Forming his paws up, making ‘em touch, touch
U-M-B-R-E-O-N-S
Hear him growl loud
Forming his paws up, making ‘em touch, touch

[Verse 2]
The Umbreon is snarling
The shooter starts to freak
‘Alright sir, you should go now
Before you are torn to bits’

[Verse 3]
One second he was human
Suddenly he looks so fierce!
Pokemon guns are not rare, oh, he had one he could now see

[Chorus]
He shouts and then he claws and falls and roars
He hates those dumb big roars-roars
Hates those silly big roars-roars
He’s still the same as before but loathing it see
Those dumb big roars- big roars- big roars

He saw that it was his bro
Now bite him right now
Jump on up, sounding rough
Hitting the ground
Tell him off with a snarl
‘Make me turn back’
Puts his hands up with a smile
‘Cannot turn back’

U-M-B-R-E-O-N-S
‘Make me turn back’
U-M-B-R-E-O-N-S
‘Cannot turn back’
In a gasp he’s up and running away, away
Away away
Away, away now

Now run with those new claws, new claws, new claws
And fight with those new paws- paws
Fight with those new paws- paws
Fight for the chance to be human again with your bro
Fight with those new paws- paws

Fight for the life that you loved
Punch his lights out
Send him right into a portal
Give him a punch
After a kick, stand right up
Feeling Anthro
The guys’ an Anthro Umbreon
Give a loud roar

[Outro]
U-M-B-R-E-O-N-S
Gets a new life
With a new love and a new touch
U-M-B-R-E-O-N-S
Happy now too
Forever as an Anthro Umbreon, ‘breon