Kabuto The Python - The Face Kicking Song [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

{Intro}

What the fuck's good?
What up what up
Kabuto The Python
Kick you in the face
Kabuto!
Time for a little math alright? Yeah
My boot plus your face equals your face getting kicked in the face by my boot
Oh shit!
OK then, if you don't get it, there's a diagram on page 12
Alternately, I could come around the room and kick every single one of you in the fucking face-
Kick your fucking faces in!

{Verse 1}

Aw shit, 2008, I got 2000 babes
Kabuto get aped about a thousand in papes
Clown for that-uh you face
Me breaking into the game, you're still pounding at the gate
To no avail, haters say the bread I make's stale
Jack got out of jail and went up the hill
To fetch a pail of nails, rapping with the holy grail
Kabuto read your mail determined that you like males
Now I scale the walls of The Buckingham Palace
Hate fame, some genders call it but a fan's malice
Fuck that, time for supper fam
Chalice in my hand, water battle, put the gat up to your band
Shoot the drummer, in your chick's chute like a plumber
An addiction interject fuck shit bummer
Some are not impressed by the python's steelo
That it may be tougher dykes say "Neato!"

{Hook}

Kung-fu rapping, kick you in the face
Darker accidents could happen, kick you in the face
Gotta tie my shoe's laces, then I kick you in the face
Kabuto find a dude racist, kick him in the face
Satan's so sweet 'til he kicks you in the face
Best vacate the streets when I kick you in the face
Try to take my rap sheets? I'll kick you in the face
I'm a snake with no feet, I'll still kick you in the face

{Verse 2}
1, 23, 45, 6, 7
Kabuto, Pete Rock and Geno Bill Evans
7, 6, 5, 43, 2, 1
Flip the fuck out, my records committing redrum
Chart a new space, cap the red snapper mapper
And you faggots can't rap like Parappa The Rapper
Fuck your nostalgia, I'mma buck that dog
You too you fucking fur fag want to fuck that dog
I have 12 Griffons I send on several missions
In search of sick beats for there master in federal prison
Dropping bodies you better invest in the medical business
I make mythological beasts and meddle the business
The better the beats is, well, the better the bet on the business
That is, the better the business, but the economy's fucked
Kabuto came to Earth on a comet you fucks
Straight designing new drugs with a bong and a duck

{Hook}

Kung-fu rapping, kick you in the face
Darker accidents could happen, kick you in the face
Gotta tie my shoe's laces, then I kick you in the face
Kabuto find a dude racist, kick him in the face
Satan's so sweet 'til he kicks you in the face
Best vacate the streets when I kick you in the face
Try to take my rap sheets? I'll kick you in the face
I'm a snake with no feet, I'll still kick you in the face

{Outro}

Brrrrat!
Word the fuck up!
Kabuto The Python!
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