Kelly - Where Do You Think You're Going in That? (Kelly's Mom) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

(Spoken)
Oh, what a day it's been
Let's read my pamphlet here
What would Jesus do?
For ages : 55 & older

#1. Love thy neighbor
Love thy neighbor as thy self

Thank you lord
Thank you for this...
Oh no

(Music starts)
Excuse me!
Where do you think you're going in that?
You're gunna march right upstairs
That's what you're gunna do
March it

Is that a tattoo?
Tattoos are from the devil
Tattoos are from the devil
The devil

You're gunna march up to your room
I'm so flustered
You're gunna march it woman
March, march, march
And change your clothes

Is that a tattoo?
Tattoos are from the devil
You don't even know Chinese

Why are you wearing that?
You're watching too much of the
H-B-O
Too much HBO

Jesus Christ on a crutch
If you go out looking like that
They're gunna think your a
Street walker
A walker in the night

They're gunna want to pay you for
Looking like that
It's wrong and it's unclean
You need to change that, missy

Boys just wanna get in your too-too
Boys just wanna get in your too-too
I thought I told you that
They want in your too-too
And you march upstairs and you cover up that too-too
They're gunna think you're a transvestite

We're gunna be on Montel Williams
For Chri-i
You better cover it up, missy
I don't wanna be on Montel
You're gunna be pregnant
And that means I'm gunna be a grandmother
And you know what?
That'll be the seed of the devil

They want in your too-too
They want in your too-too
The devil