Ken Kaniff - Babysitter [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
(Hi, is Ken home? I was callin' 'bout a...)
Yeah, this is Ken, how ya doing?
What you want?
(I'm doing fine, thanks for asking)
Stop laughing
(I'm sorry I've just never heard a voice with your passion)
Anyways what you callin' 'bout, what you need?
(I read your ad in the paper and thought that you could be a qualified babysitter for my daughter Katy)
Ooh Hailie?
(No Katy!)
Shit that sounds shady
(Sir i just...)
I know what you want, fine i'll do it
How old is baby Katy does she feed on baby food?
Does she use a pacifier? Cuz I got one that's attached to the middle of my legs [?]
(Hey, what the fuck are you talkin' about?)
(You wanna put your dick in my six year-old daughters mouth?)
(What the hell, shit I'm hanging up the phone leave me alone)
Wait I'm sorry hold on [?]

[Hook x2]
If you're a father with kids ages sixteen to six
There's a babysitter out on the crowd lookin' for kids
He's not armed at all but considered quite dangerous
Warn your children, tell 'em stay away from strangers

[Verse 2]
(Hello?)
Hi, sorry about that
(How'd you get this number?)
*69, dumb fuck, it works wonders
I wonder, I met a girl named Katy last summer, at a slumber party, hardly sixteen or younger, under-aged just the way I like 'em
(Wait, you like 'em?)
I love 'em, fuck I can't get enough of them
Actually, Katy, does she go to Elementary?
(Yeah, at...)
[?] school cross the penitentiary
(Wait, how'd you know rapist, sick perverted stalker, leave me and my daughter alone before I call the cops!)
Don't bother, sucker, I got your baby [?] I scope her out from school sometimes when you don't look
Forget about it sir, do you want me to babysit?
(Fuck no! Are you out of your mind you crazy shit?!)
Now look, you call me I was talkin' to kill some time I'm a babysitter
(Nah, you're out of your mind)

[Hook x2]

Call your daughter on the phone and see if she recognizes
(Please, leave me alone, this is turning into a crisis!)
(You're telling me, basically my daughter was molested by some sick fuck like you, look, I'm having you arrested!)
(It's not ok, my daughter's now six and a half, don't you get it motherfucker, what's your problem? Don't laugh! Even if you're joking this shit's still not funny!)
You're smokin' chill out dawg, I'm playing with you dummy
(Oh, you're joking, thank god, I thought you were being real, I almost had a heart attack, but now I feel a whole lot better!)
Well you shouldn't cuz I fucked her
(Wait who?)
Your daughter, in a dumpster motherfucker
I'm never gonna change, got that better accepted
(Wait, what about my daughter?)
I'm not lying, she was molested
(I can't believe that people like you really exist!)
Well we do, and we sell albums too, you little bitch

[Hook x2]