King Mighty - Zurci [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro: King Mighty]
Ay ay ay ay King Mighty

[Verse 1: King Mighty]
Ok i know what your saying
This chubby must be playing
Bought a frickin bat your the one that i be aiming
I’ma hit you like a ball
Push you down the stair and fall
Don’t frickin blame me if i bust your frickin ball
I’ma run away like hell
Cause i dont wanna go to jail
See a dude delivering mail
Bust his head with a rail
I’m sorry for this violence
I’ma rest in peace in silence
Then a fan comes up at ask mighty can you sign this ?
Yeah !

KM - Whats your name bro ?
Jimmy - My names jimmy

[Verse 2: King Mighty]
So i signed it and his sister comes up
Mighty can you sign my titties gave her thumbs up
They were really big, bigger than a pillow
My moms last name before it was castillo
But it doesn’t really matter cause this raps about me
Just cause i said that i still love my family
I know i can’t rap, you dont need to tell me
But when i’m on that radio don’t start to be jelly bruh

KM - Dont be jelly, just cause i’m on the radio don’t be jelly bruh, don’t be peanut butter either hah


[Verse 3: King Mighty]
Okay that boy M I G H T Y
I am munchin on your other girlfriends chicken apple pie
I be spittin all that hella goooood
Always rockin a color hoooood
Always gettin pissed or sad, but now you know my moods
Don’t give a dang, about what you think
At least i ain’t listenen to that group N Sync
I know your favorite color is hot pink
Know wonder why your breath smell like the sink

KM - Ha that was actually just made up right now
Cool ?
Alright i guess

[Verse 4: King Mighty]
Alright i’m back up in this trick
Spittin raps up on the track
Up on the mac up in this trick
I wanna see how my life brought me to this
Cause you know i gotta piss
Getting distracted, i think i miss
[Music Cuts Out]

Stranger - Um sir, uh you need help with your pee ?
KM - Huh No

[Lil Verse 4: King Mighty]
Back to what i was saying
I was only playin bruh


[Verse 5: King Mighty]
But im sitting in my house on this dusty ass couch
No one else was there except for a mouse
Drinkin mountain dew, listenin to Lil Dicky
I spilled some soda on me, my fingers gettin sticky
But i’m walking to the microwave, find somthing to eat
Nothing else was there, except for left over meat
I don’t know what to do
I don’t know how to cook
But instead of eat, i just picked up a book
Learned somthing interesting, learned a recipe
Stole from 7-eleven, is that a penalty ?

KM - Wait x2
Hold up x5
I need to breath
[Breaths Taken]
Okay !

[Outro]
Six-foot, seven-foot, eight-foot ZURCI !