[Verse 1]
Drop it to the floor... now pick it up!
That's called manners, get some!
Bout to serve you some class, that's a class-tray(?)
If you like ass, well that makes you ass gay
Hey wait, hey wait, don't I spit this shit so gre-at?
I've been sitting in this yard all day, cause this girl has a milkshake
Til this guy walked past, and he asked was my Jose?
I'm not even hispanic, but I spoke some spanish anyway
Like hola, coma, esta, muy bien
E tu, mi gusta, yo peni, en mi culo
Woah dere ho, don't go there ho, don't smoke dat dojah, do not roll up
Wiz Khalifa smokin reefah with my teacher in the bleachers
SWERVIN THROUGH THE TRAFFIC I HOPE NOBODY HITS ME!
[Verse 2]
Yeeeeeeah, I'm primetime when I rhyme like Titus O'Neil
I'm a gomer, with no motor skills, got arthritis, will
You tell me what's going on, cause I don't know for real
I pull out my pickle, and she says "what's the dill?"
All I know is some 2 Chainz, all you know is 2 thingz
How to make ravioli, and talk like Bobby Bousee
Got Kool-Aid, watchin Cool Runnings on Blu Ray
Blu Toothin with Lupe, lootin lots of Jewlrey
Sellin that shit on ebay, I eat steak at Carraba's
For pete sake, the DJ better stop playin Rihanna
He keeps playin Pon de Replay, feelin Jamaican like Shabba
So I'm leavin, it's the weekend, I'm just gonna go to McDonalds
In my
[Verse 3]
My god that girl is gorgeous
She calls out to god, give me more Josh!
So I o'Blidge, no Mary/Joseph
Now she screamin gibberish, like the chorus
No JIZZIN, I'm WRAPPED IT, just SPITTIN, I'm RAPPIN
BISCUITS in my WRAPPER, JUST WHEN you thought RAPPERS
COULDN'T get more WACKER, THIS KID drops an ALBUM
THAT'S JUST lackin LAVISH LYRICS to IMPASSION
CHILDREN with INACTIVE, ATTENTION spans, who'd RATHER
LISTEN to Bill PAXTON BITCHIN about WHETHER
Kate WINSLET'S a good ACTOR, or IS THERE someone THAT COULD
Have RISEN to James CAMERON'S IMAGE for TITANIC
JESUS, what HAPPENED, Kle SHAY JUST went MAD, I
Don't wanna HEAR THIS stupid BABBLIN, just QUIT THIS you FAGGOT
WHISPER, RELAX, KID... don't be BITTER, it's just RAP BITCH
And hey, one more thing... it's MISTER Kle Shay, as a matter of FACT, BITCH
[Verse 4]
Okay, now catch up to a freight train
What do you mean you can't man?
I bet you could if you got off your butt, and lift some weights and get in shape man!
Holdin' my pecker like a birdcage
They screamin WoW, like nerdrage
Look at my hand
I got your nose!
Officer I didn't know she was underage...
Small titties: A1
Got locked up like Akon
For a week, then I got some sleep, and I got out and had sex like AKON!
Four showers, 4 showers, when I got out I took 4 showers
Brushed my teeth, no Austin Powers
Now I'm spittin this supa hot fire, no Bowser
Favorite rappers... Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan
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Comedy
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