KSic - KSic - The Epic Day Rap [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Point blank then start!

Bro and I out of a film alone with no pretenders
Fist clinched and pumped, we got to Marvel at the Avengers
I could tell time was off, so at bro i demand
Strap a clock to a fly so u can also understand
Then the building is gone and now we feel free
" Until an alien screamed " I'M THE STRONGEST IN THE GALAXY!
MY NAME IS FRIEZA KNEEL I AM YOUR RULER! "
Ninja please, we all know your brother is Cooler

Master Chiefs on a bridge looking at Frieza thinking oh no, hell no, hell no
Repeated, oh no hell no then Bungie jump into 343 sta-sta-studio
Bros eyes are frozen on Frieza, not looking away he was straight gazing
He had a creepy smile and a really creepy smirk, I was convinced he was zigzagged gayzing

" imma kill you Frieza just wait and see! "
Then bros face turned red and he looked at me
" o nvm i really have to flee last week i took a arrow to my mothertruckin knees "
So sick of all theses memes, staying a float
Surrounded by sheep "water bodies" and im hiding on a boat
So swim bro or imma take that arrow out your knee, open your mouth, LAUGH and shove it firmly down your THROAT!

Frieza arms rises I see Turkeys appear
They're gun wielding but I got nothing to fear
Gay alien you're going to die today!
He yelled " wow classy, I bet you love CHICK-FIL-A "
This thing is a moron, imma smack it back in time to Namek and properly blow away the keys
This is all Bologna and since this Chickens got Beef imma go Ham on all theses crazy mothertruckin Turkeys

Then the Turkeys point there guns and all yell BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
I awake in my bed then kick my iphone with my FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET
Im an Olympian in London check the news
About to show the others athletes a lot of abuse
So i grab my Iphone off the ground, look up an say some prayers cause its started bleeding Apple Juice

Laughing in my car as radio man says " Lil Wayne is the best rapper alive! "
Ya assuming that zombie took over all sides
And everyone else on the planet has died
Got slapped by a girl cause I said I got a 175 pounds on me as I popped my collar
I didn't understand till I stepped on the scale and it said I weighed 175 Dollars

My Game was Archery, and i was sure i was going to win even when i saw Katniss
Cause i gave her special brownies before, she ate nine, my plan was a big success
See, to her everyone looked like burgers, so now her arrows had new aim
Not going to go into details but lets say this is what i call a Hunger Game

Then Micheal Phelps comes down from the skies
He was glowing greatness, it brought a tear to my eye
He was covered in metals, you would never call shoddy
Lets say it looked like Midas touch touched his body!
He said " meeting your heroes might be taboo
But how are you so great I look up to you "
I say cause I got a big heart and I live on a big green and blue scrambled one too!