Lemson n Dyaz the Bringer of Love n Peace - Tuesday December 25, 2012 [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Hook: Ariana Grande]
Ariana, bish
Niggas said Lemmy and Dyaz had to come hard on this song
Well, guess what, bish
It's harder for the two luv-u-ma-lives to cum soft
Belee dat, bish

[Verse 1: Lemson aka Lemson]
Maboo wanted to make me a mod, instead I became God
I'm bout to kill this shit, Amanda Todd
Ridin ponies on the freeway while bumping dat new Mike Jones
Stole 15 mil from Maboo and bought a Jeep in a bright tone
Incest is my interest
I got insects, I got big checks
My rims flex and I get Sims' head
Catch me in your living room making guacamole on Doomsday
Taking a shit in your dog's bed, while watching porn and playing Runescape
I buy my music legally from The Pirate Bay
I'm all about gold and booty, I'm a pirate today
Shoutout to Blake Griffin, I fux wit the Clippers
Shoutout to the solar system, dat star the Little Dipper
Dyaz asked me to hop on this track I said "okay"
Bosco asked to hop on this track and we both said "no way"
Hayden Pantierre lookin sexy in dat movie
I seen her in my dreams once and she said that she'll do me
Santa hat, v-neck, no pants on I'm flexin
I came on my phone, call that shit sextin
This one for the 420 blaze noodles dreamin
Shoutout to them foreigners, smokin that SWEEDen
Rap Game Mike Miller's greasy ass hair
Shoutout to Dr.Doofenshmirtz, I fux wit dat evil lair
Got my 3 eyes open like Tien
Last bar of the verse, THE END
Long Live Lemson

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Dyaz]
'Xclusive No Klono beat cause he tha 'X-homie
'Xaggerating 'Xcept when I 'Xpress styles like ma 'Xmas pony
'Xpanding my relish cause that beef be tha bes
'Xtra 1s in ma pocket cuz I'm fleXxXing for 'Xmas
'Xhausted dick on ma lap cuz the bandz a make her wasted
'X to the Z: 'Xhibition of my body cuz I put the X in X-rated
'Xhale when Ariana's laying on me cuz I gotta stay alive
'Xpecially if she on ma dick cuz I'mma fuck her and all that jive
'Xit through the 'Xit, sun, that shit's too mainstream, belee dat
'Xile your 'Xistance, if I gotta do that, with my lazerbeam, belee dat
'Xpect me to enter her through the front and 'Xit through the back
'Xo'Xo, ma dick so hard, she wants it to muhfuckin break her neck

[Verse 3: M'Balls]
I'm a farmer, I'll farm ya, no chance of leaving unharmed
No guns allowed, cut of ya arms, leaving ya unarmed

[Verse 4 and 5: Detective Northstars & Detective Piozon]
Now introducing, the deducing lucid private eye
Vanilla fly guy, already met today's pirate spy
Cookin' up your favorite rapper like gyros, here goes
Play with the GOAT stole the horns, no heroes merely zeros
Don't fuck with feds, yet fanatically finding villains
Civil flow so stale had to scrape off the penicillin
Chase that cheddar, better smell a rat in this whore house
Could find a clue in a haystack, payback little mouse

It’s the Maltese Falcon, roaming the Scarlet Street
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, my Vertigos on the leap
Call me Ace Holmes, the Great Mouse detective
A key part in the Chinatown doomsayers collective
One wrong step, you heading for The Long Sleep
Look at Mississippi Burning down on the creek
Death on the Nile, someone killed Roger Rabbit
I’ll find the truth, so crazy; im straight jacket
Me and my partner ain’t never gonna stumble
You’re alibi is a step away from its final crumble!

[Outro]
Swag Bish