Lemson n Dyaz the Bringer of Love n Peace - --- [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Lemson aka Dirty Finger]
Maboo wanted to make me a mod, instead I became a rod
13 year old bitches love my swag like I'm God
I'm a hyper sniper in a diaper
I'm ballin like a grape, but riper
Fat midgets, I fux wit you
Picking up dimes off the street, jew
All my bars are tender, call that a bartender
Selling cars to whores, car renter
Shoutout to Ashtag, he's number 2
Shoutout to dat squash, that's a summer food
Got the world on my shoulders, I'm doing squats
Like Sarah Palin, cuz that was hawt
Shoutout to Staaan, I mean Northstars
All my girls look retarded like a sports car
My rhymes are full of facts, no printer
Yo' girl always on my wood, no splinters
Log onto to RG, see my name on the front page
This weed is crazy, call that blunt rage
She got a furry pussy, shoutout to Yiff Squad
#1 mixtape rapper of all time, Datpiff Gawd
Shoutout to Georgia Jones, I luv porn
Shoutout to that band, I luv Korn
Klono gave me a beat and I did it Justice, Victoria
I'd fuck her pussy so hard until my dick's tore up
I got a fat cat that wears a hat and sat on a rat, now fux wit dat

[Verse 2: M'Balls]
I love the smell of warm biscuits in the morning
Got a look at Meagan Fox, now my dick be transforming
Eh, what's up, Doc? Hopping in again like a white rabbit
I'm fly, came back from the future, I'mma go right back at it
To infinity and beyond, will be buzzing through light years
I am a wooden cowboy that you just might fear
Crime rhymes with limes so limes are illegal
I don't need no weapons, I just choked a damn eagle
You know the price is right, so come on down
You'll wonder how I can go so many rounds unnanounced
It's cause I'm the king of the world, so may the force be with you
Sink yo ship while I fight wars with stars, can you belee dat, Luke?
I'll be back to terminate you, hasta la vista, baby

[Verse 3: Dyaz]
Uh, I sit and write letters by the old wishing well
But then I noticed my writing skills had a dry spell
So I couldn't demonstrate my love for the stunning Ariana
And I had to go back to the sto' to replenish my manna
As I walk by this guy I see him watching that animal porn
While his bitch is sitting next to him bumping Korn
Sun, motherfuck Korn, go play some Parliament-Funkadelic
Or I'll go out of my way to bring yo bitch some static
The light flickers as I move to the crack in the cellar
As I look upstairs I see an illusion of the stellar
The psycho trip hop is sucking the blood out of my aorta
When I started to snuck up the girl's back porta
Motherfucking Lem came running after me with his stuffed animal
Looking for a pimp to grill his finger on in this wild jungle
I was about to run away from his scary fucking ass
Till the bish tit-bumped in me and I saw it was Ash
To my surprise Lem didn't grab the chainsaw out of the garage
Or the fucking ginger castrater out of his weapon collage
Nah, the man got some bishes for a suffocating breast-smother
He could keep me here forever, since my biological didn't bother
But shit, either way, I loved the way I would leave this place
Bishes smashing against me, nipples in my ear, breasts in my face
But damn...he let me live cause I'm a G
And now we're homies and motherfuckers wanna be like me