Lightweight Sitters - Welcome to the Humilithon [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
To start the shame off, you've just a-gotta strip him of his clothes
He's onstage in front of thousands so he ain't got nowhere to go
Put your ass in a chair and put his stomach on your knees
Start spankin' faggot ass 'til it's red as can be!
A pinch to grow an inch and hopefully to get him to stop bitchin'
Punch him in his nose, that shit'll need some stichin'
Scratch his fuckin' eyes or put his neck between his thighs
With your ass upon his face, he's most surely hypnotized
He's naked already so squeeze the fuck right out his schlong
Take off your fuckin' pants and have the nigger lick your thong
Beat this faggot's ass a-from a-dusk until dawn
It's the Humilithon

[Verse 2]
The horny motherfucker can't a-keep his eyes off of my butt
So just a-slap him in his face, kick his stomach, and twist his nuts
Faggot, nigger, cunt, the insult of choice doesn't matter
Just spit directly in his mouth and make damn sure that shit a-splatters