Lil' Literature - Not So Hood? [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Not so hood?

Uhhh...
Lil literature
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How am i not so hood
They say I suck at rap
But I think I'm pretty good
All my raps are cleaner than a window
My character is cooler than the flip side of a pillow
What?
Water sucks yeah I really like soda
Love dr pepper man screw coca cola
Everybody says my socks stink
I can snap, and I can blink
What?
(chorus)
I wanna be hood
But I'm not hood
But I think that I should be hood
I wanna be hood
But I'm not hood
But I think that I should be hood
(end)
Yeah
Most people say I suck
My real fans wish me good luck
All the teachers say I need to watch the tone
My swag stays fresh like some cheap colone
What?
Went to walmart and got a buggy
I filled it with a million snuggies
But everyone still thinks I'm the coolest pimp in the town
Even thou I'm not real pimp
What?
(chorus)
Lil literature, Mac sabbath
I'm not really that well built
But I can gladly make yo a quilt
All da kids used to call me a turd
Well who's the rapper now go cry ya little nerd
What?
I really enjoy orange toothpaste
Don't mess with me
I'll throw a paper wad at yo face
What?
(chorus)
(cough)
Man I really need a berating treatment after this song
I think that's the end
I would like to thank Mac sabbath for producing
This awesome masterpiece
Peace out
Oh, I would also thank my biggest inspiration blazon hazen
That's it, goodbye