Lil Smegma - Cockholderz [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Yung Sizzle]

I'm getting sucked by this bitch that's looking like Professor X
She's a wild thing, according to this Pokedex
Almost made me wreck on the way down to Sonic
FedExed her off the freeway, finished in a sock with chronic
Leaves in the colors of the SuperSonics
Bump The Delfonics, whip going super-sonic
Got the super-sized burrito, asked for the "Sizzle Special"
She didn't get the lingo, told her, "cheesesticks and her throat"
Then I gave her ass a medal
Told her, "Bitch, you are the GOAT"
Then I took her back home
Farted on her pillow, gave the ho some pink eye
This Hobbit bitch small hands make a nigga out a chink guy
Put my fist in her sphincter, she's now a character in theater
Put my web in her like Peter Parker
Now I'll park my cock up in this daughter's mother
Granny, auntie, sister, nannny
I don't give a fuck who's cock-holding me
I'm bagging pussy like some groceries
I'll hump that bitch's teddy too if I'm horny enough
I'm a mammoth cause my pants started growing a tusk
Have this bitch braid my pubes while I'm smoking a blunt
Put it out on her butt
One hand on my dick, other one on a ramen cup
She slurps both till she's stuffed
She'll never get a nigga cuffed
Like a P5 trailer
Listen to these words that I'm about to tell ya
Everybody's got one thing in common when they're older:
At some point in time, they were a cock-holder

[Verse 2: Lil Smegma]

Oh, these old bitches? About to throw them away
With a big dick, wild pussy just like 'noke
Yeah, your bitch a princess but she's so strange
Only fucked her once and she's addicted like Rogaine
Uh, I sell accessories and propane
Shotgun to the head, leave you dead like Cobain
Yeah, just know your mom's my cock-holder
Running to my dick like she's a fucking lost soldier
Uh, dick like a fucking zweihander
Balls like Biggie Smalls large as fucking eight pandas
When I fuck a bitch, it's like a stanza
So niggas sing anthems, I rather chill with my nigga Ansem
Sell your mom for fucking ransom
Got your sister in my room with no fucking pants on, nigga
Yeah, sitting here smoking doobies
With Sizzle in the back playing Kingdom Hearts Twoee
Shoutouts to my nigga Ryan, buying grams with toonies
Trying to get some booty, so I can eat that shit like fucking poutine
This verse is hard as fucking Bruce Lee
Got bitches trying to screw me
While haters fucking boo me
Yo, can you please excuse me?
Uh, the flows just roll through me