Los Campesinos! - All Your Kayfabe Friends [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Word is you slept in a weird position
And your back and your shoulders are aching
I say my stomach is chewing its way out from the inside
Cause I've gone three days now without eating

I died on a cross-
Trainer, getting in shape for you
I fell at the first
Hurdle, you tell me I always do

You asked if I'd be anyone from history
Fact or fiction, dead or alive:
I said, "I'd be Tony Cascarino, circa 1995"

[Chorus]
We're feeling so much more content
Knowing where our allegiances lie
Since our kayfabe friends have upped and left, you and I

The time we spent around each other's waist
The time spent expressing my distaste
With my eyes on a lightbulb
I choose to keep your birthday present for myself
Blow candles, your ill health
I'm being paid 35 pounds an hour
As a specialist foot fetish model
Flatter my arches, I pirouette for them
I pick the angles, hide my ingrown toenail

You think you're the needle
That drains the blood donation
You're just a repetition
On an old, worn out pin cushion

[Chorus]
We're feeling so much more content
Knowing where our allegiances lie
Since our kayfabe friends have upped and left, you and I

As the bus pulls away, I stare at the last field
Before we hit the city, that emotional minefield
I seduced your ex-boyfriend, to help you get over him
You found him more attractive
It helped you get over me

[Chorus]
We're feeling so much more content
Knowing where our allegiances lie
Since our kayfabe friends have upped and left, you and I

In the shower, I chew the soap bar
From the plastic, the morning after
I love the look of empathy in your eyes
I love the look of lust between your thighs