Madvillain - Fire in the Hole [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Wow, it caught me off guard
Went to breathe out and she made me cough hard
Contacted god to let him know to slip two in
Fine, and how are you doin'?
Can I get you a drink? This one's a shoe-in
In a situation that I'm on a mission to ruin
Her big butt and smile was like camo
Hit up the men's room, need more ammo
Watch your 3 o'clock, a new recruit
That's her gin and Juicy-Juice
Used a stick of Juicy Fruit
She just knew she was cute
It's in her own best interests
Less stress hit her with a "do you need a mint?" test
It don't matter if she's slim or dressed to impress
I won't rest, fellas don't fess
Some of them need to eat the whole thing of Crest
It's been a long day
It's just how the song say
[She needed a mint] [she needed a mint]
I hope she don't take this the wrong way
[She needed a mint] [she needed a mint]