Masta Rigamortice - Weird World [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
( Master!!!...will you please forgive me for having to fight you?)

( Buddhas name be praised, Mr. ???, your not my student any more, so dont call me master. I don't acknowledge it. The reason i come here is to return the Ei Ching manual to the shaolin temple, also i must ask you, refrain from violence, stop all this fighting...)

( Abbot, surely you remember the time my master came to you at shaolin and you killed him!?!? i only pretended to become a monk, to steal the book. i only wanted to avenge my master, and prove we lamas are superior. i've worked all my life for this. you can't talk me into giving up no matter what you say.)

(Bless you...Bless you, shaolin monks and lamas are both Buddhist, why do we always have to fight each other?)

(No more talk, im gonna beat you!)

[Verse 1]
"this world is so weird full of violence and drugs
Like death notes with anthrax not kisses and hugs
Suggestive themes that get exorbed like a sponge
My minds warped cuzz im forced to contort with guns
I preach to the streets like world peace
Plant seeds that bare fruit cuzz i smoke green
Roots deep as i roam the earth with cement feet
Vice grip on the mic testing, testing
Check 1-2, you better lace ya shoes before ya trip
Fall off the edge of the world and get caught in a glitch
Pay attention to what goes on around you
It'll be found that the darkness now surrounds you
Whats that sound dude, just that nigga Rigamortice
Hard ass nails braking blocks like Chuck Norris
Ya soft as cock so i tear it up in small portions
Fuck the cops as i regulate by extortion
My clicks tight all brute and armed forces
Invade ya fortress, behead the king and mutilate the horses
Of course my masta plan is to leave you source less
On sum blood and gore shit"

[Bridge]
"nobody cares were all gonna die life isnt fair you may as well commit suicide, where will ya, where will ya you run to, where will ya where will ya where will ya go
Nobody cares were all gonna die life isnt fair you may as well commit suicide
If i was you id mother fucking kill my self
If i was you id mother fucking kill my self
Dont do this at home
If i was you id mother fucking kill my self
Yo, if i was you i would really think about killing my self"
The sky is coming...
What a strange name for the light...
The enlightened one
Yo, check it out, check it out"

[Verse 2]
"fuck a superstar call me aurora borealis
808 hitting hard straight disturbing the balance
I'm fasting from human flesh converted to a life of silence
If you push the wrong button ittl be followed by sirens
A lunatic wit a 9 iron
Get you wit an uppercut and leave you sky diving
Like asking for forgiveness
When you know for a fact that you'll sin again
Ill slap you out ya socks and help you up like a gentle man know take a sip from the flask that i carry venom in
Taste like cinnamon ya sippin' on death
That's a strong brew you feel that rip in ya chest
I matter of fact if i was you id put a gun to my head
Lick shots non stop like war in Iraq
This is Masta Rigamortice fuck a government tag
Im super human in the realm of mortal combat
Bombs over bagdad wheres the cash at
I'm that nigga come sicka' then Vietnam flash backs
Say my name in vain and you'll get back slap
Like FEMA i leave you floating down the river
Make you niggas shiver
Bitch i'm a goddamn killa' with this rap shit
150 n blood wit sum acid tablets
In my neck of the woods ya might get ya ass kicked
So stop rapping
Cuzz who's motherfucking checks is ya cashing
I stay fresh so it might be ya bitch that i'm smashing
Like ninja assasin i make blood splashing
When im passing thru
Keep ya mouth shut nigga whos asking you
Ya better recluse"

[in ya mother fucking face bitch]