Mathletes - Jason Chu ≥ Superstar [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

It's been four weeks since we last saw Jason
Our funky Asian friend
He erected our belief in humanity
Ever since Ross was dead
Yeah, Ross is dead to us

Why did you do it Ross?
Why did you ever want to hurt us?
All we ever did was care
Yeah, all we ever did was care for you
All we ever wanted was a chance to suck your balls
All we ever wanted was a chance to suck your balls
Metaphorically of course

He took us home from home depot
Tried to strangle us in the shower
But we are not fucking Mexicans
You will pay us by the hour

Just like Jason always does
He knows our prices
And he respects them
Like every Asian does
Yeah, those Asians are so good with their money
They stay within their economical boundaries
They stay within their economical boundaries
Metaphorically of course

You know what doesn't respect boundaries?
Lee's fucking moustache
I mean who the fucks got a moustache these days?
Only steers and queers
Where's your fucking cowboy hat?
(I left mine at home. It's not a big deal)

Wanquo Bona Chalice
Thomas Alexander John Super Boner Pirate I Am Gay Please Lick Me If You Are A Man Murray
The lesser half of this band
He lost our only fan on MSN
Crash, bang, swish, slorp thunk
Wack, pow, crunch (sexy sounds) wallop
Onomatopoeically of course

We love July almost as much as Calum do
We've got so much in common come be our fan won't you
We'll tuck it til it turns blue

Cyber sex with Finnish men, you know what we mean
Dressing up in mummy's clothes, tuck your tail between
-Your legs and cluck
Cluck like a chicken
Calum come cluck with us

You know who else likes fried chicken?
Jason Chu

Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu
Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu
Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu
Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu
Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu
Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu
Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu
Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu

Since this is the last verse
It's gotta sound proper romantic
And talk about sweet things
Like putting your penis in between her thighs
Or ejaculating in her eyes

Is it love at first sight if you cum in her eyes?
Is it love at first sight if you cum in Jason Chu's eyes?
We still love Jason, Jason Chu
Jason means so much to me and you