Max Normal - Crowd control [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Holy toledo here we go
Yo I'm here even though you don't need another hero
I'm 26 years old in this body
Fear no evil, rock the party everybody go bop shoo waddy waddy
Whose the man, got my hand on my nuts to remind myself that i am
Kick my shit then I'm out like lady Diane
I stop trying & let it happen when I'm rapping
Crowd's clapping im going what the fuck just happened
Im slappin myself to make sure im awake

Everybody put your hands in the air
Yo this is your cue say YEAH!

My social commentary yo I'm very antisocial
I'm nothing whilst most of you are merely universal
You so controversial what you talking about man, I'm commercial
Down to the ground like dirt yo
You hungry, wanna taste of my soul?
I was crucified on golgotha, the place of my skull
My two eyes are the two thieves I'm stuck in the middle baby
Rest your eyelids and you can see right through me
Hey you.. which part of me do you want
The part of me you can see or the part you can't
I released the beast now I'm on demand
Cos i use the M.I.C like a magic wand
I'm the fat bullfrog and this my pond
There's plenty of room on my Lilly yo baby climb on

Everybody put your hands in the air
Yo this is your cue say YEAH!

I'm so intelligent, everything i say is irrelevant
When it comes to genitals I'm sort of celibate
But when the subterranean starts fornicating your cranium
And you start giving birth to my alien don't panic, here's what you do:
Go sit quietly on your own
And listen carefully and you will hear my dialing tone
Now when you do you ask about anything you like
And i promise you my friend everything will be alright
Hold on tight we about to take flight
Its a magic carpet ride with no end in sight
Ooh boy we gonna get high tonight
I'm so excited
And thoroughly delighted to be your pilot
I have no clue where we going but i think we're guided
I got this big flaming sword that i call my lord
When i swing it hard core they go like encore
So here comes my lord to light you to bed
Here comes max normal to bang your head
Come on, how wild can you get?
Bang it til the last brain cell is dead
I get raw like the scratches on my back
I got that super human stamina on the track
So catch me on your physical plane as i speak
Drifting in and out of this restless sleep

Whooo that was like fan tas tic
Ive got these ill heads saying "damn this cats sick"