MC Chris - I Want Candy [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Hook]
I want candy

[Verse 1]
Bubble gum and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved, so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn, she's my Jessica Tandy

[Hook]
I want candy!

[Verse 2]
Put it in a pile
Split it wit my biddy
Fiddy-fiddy, down the line
Kinda like "Close Encounters of the 'Cavity' Kind"
I'm talkin licorice kisses
Talkin chocodile smiles

[Hook]
I want candy!

[Verse 3]
I got a sugar tooth
Put on your shinguards, Sandy, cause I wanna knock boots
Lick a peppermint stick til the lollipop droop
Gumdrops, it don't stop, til it licked knocked loose

[Interlude 1]
(Candy, candy)

[Hook]
I need candy

[Verse 4]
Bubblegum and taffy
Get in my way, punk, ya gonna get ya ass beat
Nasty
Do it to your daddy
Embarrass your own family
Just cause you came between a kid and his candy

[Hook]
I need candy

[Verse 5]
Any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice
That only I can produce

[Bridge]
And use a giant drill, bore straight into hell
Releasin ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants have created

[Hook]
I need candy

[Verse 6]
Must have candy
Eat candy til I'm dead
I'll kill you for some candy
Gimme candy, candyhead
Where you keepin all the candy?
Who made you candy King?
If you don't give me some candy I will make the ladies sing!

[Interlude 2]
(Candy, in the morning; candy on the way to school
Candy, at school, at lunch, in the afternoon
Candy, at school, on the way home from school
Candy, at dinner, at dinner, in bed)

[Outro]
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down, yo, here's the address
Said six-one-two
Wharf Avenue
Right next to
Gentleman's Club