MC Escher - InCel Inside [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

My name is, MC Escher, I pronounce every letter
I'll forever be known as the most impactful rapper ever
Without an ounce of effort, my words bounce together
And sound incredible so I can ramble about whatever

Get my power from a flower, that is nerdcore, yes sir
I'm a herculian, worker bee just searching for the nectar
So to nip it in the bud, I switch it up like it was weather
Now I've never been this cold, I think I better get a sweater

Better yet, I'm hotter than thermometers that monitor
The hotness of a sauna or the girl that I've been watching with binoculars
The popular of gossipers, the yearbook that I'm copping
Just to crop her pictures out so I can post em in my locker

Been offered lots of spots in different concerts for my doctrine
But I'd rather kick it on net, like I was playing soccer
But you'll never find me on the pitch, I think that would be awkward
That's why I've been playing Fifa in my pj's sipping Monster

At first listen, you can tell that I'm different
I'm really just talking about regular stuff with a rhythm
I like Legos and Eggos, Mechano, rockets and wizards
Often envision me on Epona trotting off with the princess

I guess I'm not that rapper that's knocking on women
I'm actually constantly thinking about how I long to be with them
I just gawk from a distance and if spotted, I instantly
Look around as if I had a sudden loss of my vision

CHORUS

My heart's stopping if they ever start to walk in my direction
If we're talking, like 5, I Babylon with every sentence
As I'm switching positions itching, effectively messing
About with my belt to help me try and block my erection

My deception is Uncanny like the X-Men
I used to use my text book to hide my extension
Sex Ed, never took a lesson, my protection's
In my pocket, near my chest that I tend to keep my pens in

My ink never spills, that's kinda like a metaphor
Let's just ignore everything that I said before
I'm pretty much a whore, scoring more than hockey
I'm kinda like a diet, can't keep women off me

No, I'm just kidding but back to the intro
So you can see how Escher gets down like it's limbo
Sharper than a pencil, bigger than a sentinel
Sticking to my guns like a soldier with a tentacle