MC Escher - Super Cool Wizard Rap - Don't Funk Up Our Beats Contest IV Entry [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Did I just morph into an alchemist or turn into a herbivore
Because I swear I've never been around this many herbs before
Between them and I, it's Stark, so I implored
To swap my heart for, a mini arc and make me nerd to the core

I'm bored of this disorderly horde of orcs that are "sworn emcees"
That only want to roar like beasts, so I'll treat each accordingly
This sort of feat I feel's important to restoring peace
So just ignore this leash like all of you rappers seem, to ignore the beat

Unfortunately guys, you are nothing that I'll ever fear
Spirit so strong, they used to call me MC Everclear
But if you think that I'm fruit, I guess I'll be the freshest here
I'll be a plum, so I can rock purple like it's Epic gear

All I see are these complacent drones
In a circle like a coliseum, I guess I have to treat them like it's Ancient Rome
My sharp wit is what makes me known
For making foes a half man like Tyrion from Game of Thrones

I like to go by M C Escher
I was born to be a star, that's why people think I'm stellar
Writing rhymes in Illustrator, letter stays vectored
So which ever way you stretch it, I'm infinitely better

Than the rest of the competition, so I kind of figured
I'll buy them all larger hats because their heads are getting bigger
But I really think they're all just damaging their livers
Cause this little buzz they're getting is the consequence of liquor

Consider me the winner, my MP is fully loaded
Not a gun I'm holding, I've been sipping slowly on elixer
I'm actually a wizard who just happens to be rapping
With a flow about as cold as casting Ice 3 in a blizzard

While you've been getting slizzured sippin' syrup or whatever
I've been intercepting haters with the powers from my scepter
That I've let burn every single person that should have kept their
Mouths shut, when they stepped up and laughed at me instead of networked

So if you have beef, I'd prefer that you tweet
So I can flame you on the net because in person I'm weak
Instead of chirping at peeps, I'm watching birds with my niece
I'll break bread just for something she can serve to the geese

I possess a set of skills in this quest for success
And I, will never rest until I'm blessed with a chest
And it better be a grand, I don't expect any less
I have straight up game like my SNES

Yesss, I'm a G to the double E, K
The elders wrote rhymes, on scrolls for me to say
You know I'm Dragonborn, heat spray when I speak
Even played out lines are like an arrow to the knee

See, I'm the hardest in the game, no homo
I mean, I'm harder than the case of my GoPro
I'm even harder than Carradine...solo
In a hotel room while he's hanging from his bolo