Mediumjay - I'M ZOOTED [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Mediumjay]
Comin' with the Heata
Killin all these demons
Me and Based Jesus aka Steven
Will leave your body leaking
With little to no reason
Except/Accept that your evil
Up in the church steeple
Even Jesus had 12 disciples
Cocking up that rifle
Aiming at the devil
With a fuckin' Synpa
If you don't like me
Come and fight me
I'm the type of guy that will turn the other cheek
I don't even talk I just let my tech speak
(Gunshots)
Fuck the niggas who hate me
Cause God appreciates me
Wake up daily, my soul is his for the taking
Work like a slave, But don't worship the king
Somewhere down in the middle and I feel like Benjamin Franklin
Norah Jones, J. K. Rowling
I helped Ray Allen move to Miami
And you niggas looking for me and you found me so I have to stay movin
Goddamn I'm Zooted

[Verse 2: Based Jesus]
And I'm Based Jesus
Coming in to please us
I will shoot you in the penis
When I drive by in my Prius (Ho)
I got more swag than you know or ever heard before
I'm a herbivore, I got mo' hoes than you can even bargain for
At the bargain store I got more whores than mordor
In liquor store or Fedora
I don't give a shit about your whore
Cause I got swag, your just a fag
My eggs never lay, I get laid everyday
But I rep abstinence, how does that work?
Anyways I'm a jerk, I just got all the perks
I just go bizzurke, Like it fucking hurts
Because I shot off your dick, Because you are not a chick
Your not a chick but you got no dick, So what does that make you a motherfuckin freak
On the streets, You can't beat your meat
You can't beat others meat, because I shot off your feet
And you like foot jobs your a slob, So you can slob on a fuckin' Knob
On corn on the cob, I don't really care cause I got a job, My name is bob
Don't give a fuck about a bitch
Spit vicious, Leave bitches
Malnourished, You can't even step to this
Cause I got weapons kept into stash boxes
I'm inter-molecular I'm always checkin ya
Checkin' and reckin' and takin and raping
And lying awake and I'm Baked out my face
And I don't give a shit, Cause I'm macing my face
I'm Taking and making and breaking a shake
With God I'm always safe, chillin in a safe
Find a bible and now I find God and now I feel Great

[Verse 3: Mediumjay]
I feel like Carly Rae Jepsen
Gettin' all the attention
You can call me maybe, Later we get the sexin'
And I ain't havin it, Girls think I'm abstinence
HAHA When I fuck em from the back I feel like Jennifer Lopez
Your Experience with me is legendary
I got married to a chick that looked like Katy Perry
And she's so generous shes like Ellen DeGeneres
Always trying to give me special types of gifts
And when we make passionate love, She's trying to record me
This girls so horny shes like Angelina Jolie
Eatin' Guacamole, Playing rollie-Pollie
I'mma pimp son! Feel like Jessica Simpson
Mediumjay I had to say, get at me for a mention
And you must be kiddin' me
But I never kid. Just Like I'm Oprah Winfrey
And I'm still on that same thing
Bitch I feel like Gayle King
Ass like Kim Kardashian
And I'm the mixtape Audio Assassin
I kill a track. Without fail
And I'm feelin' like I'm Ashley Tisdale
Shells like an Armadillo
A fucking chinchilla
And I'm feelin' like I sing like Jason Derulo
And I say that I'm every Girl
Cause I only Fucks with Mother Nature
Shhh. Don't tell anyone