Melody Thornton - Crazy Mixed Girl [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
She once dated a boy named Lance
Who's lies burnt a hole in his pants
He told so many stories, hard to believe
That he didn't have more tricky up in his sleeve
Now one day the girl he tortured was a gloom
And she went to collect herself in his private bathroom
Where she noticed for his toothbrush there were two
Enraged, she blinked, shook her head
A mini fit she then threw
And she went to confront him, and then thought
Instead of going to give him such a shock
She should act in private, 'stead of losing all control
So there she decided, that she dipped them shits in the toilet bowl
So ladies, if theres a chance
That this two timing loser could be your Lance
L.A., New York, or anywhere theres sun
Well theres a possibility that he could be the one
Or better yet, if he goes to turn this off in a rush
I would go and get myself a new toothbrush