Miguel Street - Call Me Maybe (Greedhead Remix) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Hook]
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number, so call me maybe
It's hard to look right at you baby
But here's my number, so call me maybe

[Verse 1: Big Baby Gandhi]
Honey ass fatter than the ring around Saturn
I'm a state ye matter compliment her dress pattern
Sookie sookie now looking like a tookie now
Me I'm not a rookie so I never give that pussy power
Y'all looking sour when you look at ours
So don't look at ours
Never mistook for cowards
Put the sour in the papers and we smoke for hours
Middle finger to the haters I say see you later
Now put that ass in front of me
Let me see it dip like celery
Bring it up slow like you fuck with me
Now shake the tail like bumblebee
Back and forth from front to back
I think that ass could change the world
Do your part for society and let me get your number girl
Babies starve in Africa so I don't see why we should waste our life
We overweight in America I take you home I lay the pipe
Got no kids, got all my teeth, I'm intelligent with a good job
So here's my number fuck with me I'll tear it up I swear to god

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[Verse 2: Heems]
Yo what's your math? I'm AP Stat
Accounted accountant mountains of grass
Fountains of cash pounding that ass
Shawty like the way I'm profound with my craft
Ass fat waist slim like Shady
Lady tryna go a third on a baby
What that mean? Heems so crazy
Meet you in the ocean Heems so wavy
I'm a cancer what's your sign?
Disco dancer you divine
What's your number here have mine
Seven one eight seven four one oh nine
That's my real number no Google phone
Call me up later when you get home
I wax that ass, I scratch that itch
Let's burn three, watch Hitch, then bone
I be Will Smith you be Eva Mendes
We could do some freaky shit no creepy shit, Menendez
I buy you thirty necklace that's mean you got my benz fit
Chopped on face neck yeah that's tech
Heard you live with plenty men
Me I'm Albert Brenaman
Allegra Cole see the door, but she can't find a better man
We get it in in a minivan
And an MPV I'm an MVP
Oh you fuck with Gandhi too? You can't play me I ain't MP3

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[Verse 3: Nigel Nasty]
Peace Mona Lisa
It's a great pleasure to meet ya
Name is Nigel Rubirosa and I'm very fond of pizza
I could list my favorite bottles and the issues they've created
Never been to Fire Island a vacation in the making
All I do is drink the whiskey when you mix it with the ginger
When it came to Ninja Turtles saw myself as Master Splinter
I believe my voice is golden every moment I be singing
When I finish watching Seinfeld I just start from the beginning
Jackie Chan's my inspiration I'm a fan for every movie
Call me super patriotic cause the freedom bell is soothing
So baby just take my number you can bail me on the weekend
We could freak it like the season
You just gotta give me reason
We could grab some medis down on metro if you with it
Cause it's not too far from Brooklyn
Grab a taxi we could split it
Don't cost much to go Dutch like CL Smooth
Just pick up the phone I'll be there soon
My pleasure

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