Mike Henry - Cleveland Brown Freestyle [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro: Jamie Kennedy]
"Whoa, hold up, hold up, Pops. Ain't nobody gettin' out of this whip without dropping a little freestyle."

[Verse: Mike Henry]
Well, I don't know if I --
Straight outta Stoolbend
Crazy motherfucker named Cleveland
This is my left hand and this is my beave hand
I'm spitting more wisdom then Morgan Freeman
They call me Hot Brown and The C-Bizzle
I don't mind rain if it's just a drizzle
Wizzle, wazzle, woozle, wait
Razzle, dazzle, doozle, date
B-I-G C-L-E-V-E
Relatively S.T.D. free
Dropped Loretta
Now I'm doing much better
Like upgrading to Escalade from Jetta
Yo, hey Donna, I wanna get on ya
And I'm kind of hungry so make some lasagna
I got a son
He's like a big fat Urkel
When hes in the nude he's like a big fat circle
Did I do that?
Yeah you're big and fat
Drinking melted butter for a midnight snack
Shout out to Rallo, hello asshole
You're two feet tall with a three-foot Afro
And my daughter Roberta
I don't mean to hurt ya
But more dudes laid on ya
Than a magnificent Serta
Y'all must consider me
You can't get rid of me
I'm the Cleveland Steamer
Come and take a big ol' shit on me
F-flow is so noice
White boys do my voice
And my rhymes are even harder than Sophie's Choice