Mike Mozart - Dad's Dookie Rope Chain [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
(There he goes!) Leakin' all the Higgins
So many banana wigs its time for me to get to splittin'
Dome pieces, watch 'em crack like cement
He's stackin' cheese while y'all plea for defense
Wack raps will get chewed until face blue
Like wet grass over night, I make due
(DOO DOO!)
Nah K. Dot just dropping loads on front yards
Throw shots, that pump scarred you dumb broads
Who couldn't stay up
Rappers are chips with pillows, they laid up
Banks with horse shoes dude, I chase bucks
Spittin' more than bulimics, believe it when I shatter your dreams into pieces
Leavin you speechless
Jesus
I'm colder than anemics bobbin' for apples at Antarctic beaches
(What?)
Mike that makes no sense you're delusional
When I'm nailing her I'm splitting more than just her cuticles

[Verse 2]
Dead in the middle of LB not Cali
Doper than your Daddy looking for drugs in alleys
Acrylic paints, poured pain and what not
Fire fight at Starbucks how's that for mug shots?
I'm, re-loaded like 100 clips screaming or video game screens when that shit becomes frozen
Think I'm going nuts? You better swallow these
Right?
There'll be more rappers on the floor than Halloween night
I get it from my Pops, taught me to deal with this hell hole
And how life is such a beach so I
Kicked it with my shell toe, covered in gold like
Pharaohs or Esco, this shit never gets old
Bar for bar for me was bestowed, leave em exposed like
Photos or trench coats
Hehe, who am I kidding?
This shit's more dope than fiends in velcro
Get flattened like ketchup packets, missing talent and y'all wonder what the fuck ever happened?
Y'all getting picky when emcees are prissy, remember that it's TAADOW over a pair of Dickies