Mistress Marcia - (If I Were a Slave) I'd Want to Kiss My Ass Too [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Introduction:]
If I can be frank with you faggots for a minute
I just wanna come out and say
What the fuck's your problem with a-lickin' out my asshole?
If I were a slave, I'd lick my ass all day!

[Chorus:]
If I were a slave, I'd want to kiss my ass too
It'd be the only thing to cheer me up when I am blue
It'd be the only thing that I'd ever wanna do
If I were a slave, I'd want to lick my ass too

[Verse 1:]
I pummeled you until my sweaty ass was boilin' and heatin'
So I'd think that it's a gift to lick my ass after you're beaten
An ass-licking's better than an injury, wouldn't ya think?
I wouldn't wanna take some bumps and bruises over filthy stink
I would lick my ass until the motherfuckin' thing straight-up falls of me
And then I'd slurp the liquid sweat up as if it was coffee
Sure, I guess it's possible that my ass could be a tad crappy
But it's sure as shit worth it if you're keepin' Marcia happy!
I wouldn't take too kindly when you bitch that it is shitty
If my ass is fuckin' shitty then the shitty's itty-bitty
And again, it's fuckin' worth it if it makes me calm my titties
Part of slavery is gettin' down both grime and gritty
I'm takin' a break from breakin' your bones, breakin' your nose
And all I ask is that you suck my ass without no clothes?
That's fuckin' ridiculous how you could ever give a no to that offer
It's a slave's first priority to make sure that a Mistress prospers
So the next time you're thinkin' of sayin' no to my stinkin'
You'd better take a goddamn moment to thank my ass that you're still blinkin'
Yeah, okay, I'll give you that, your eyes are sure as shit a-pinkin'
But I don't believe an ass-whoopin' is better than ass-drinkin'

[Chorus]