Mr. Muthafuckin eXquire - Like...Um Really [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Mr. Muthafuckin' eXquire]
These are the things that I like to do
And hopefully you'll like them to... nah
These are the things that I like to do
And I gives a fuck if you like them to
Honestly...
I like to cop kicks, addicted to Timberlands
I know Nike boots is in but I don't like them shits
I like to eat General Tsao's and applesticks
And watch old pornos with Ebony Ayes in 'em
I like cheap vodka, I like my life's drama
Yeah I be stressed but I know it only makes me stronger love for (?) life
I like Marvel comic books, I hate DC
They're too confusing to me
I like Mars Volta, I like Glassjaw
I like Jimi Hendrix, I like the Beatles
I like Ice Cube after NWA
I like women even though they can't stand me
I like to watch movies, my favorite's Taxi Driver
I like old TV Shows like Cobra and Macgyver
I like hoes that suck dick with mad saliva
They can show me pussy walls to make they hole tighter
I liked Junior High, I hated High School
I like to fist fight, I like to break rules
I like Mishka, that's my favorite clothing line
I like Mablog, that's my favorite website
I like freaks on MySpace.com
And crush spot for when I need to get a nut off
I like rainy days, I hate sunny days
I like fridays, I hate mondays
I like She-ra, He-man was gay
I like U-T-Z chips and Zebra cakes
I like the way we grew up, that shit was fun to me
I like to rap but, I hate the industry
I love my friends, and I love my family
I love me and that's why I'll never change...nigga