Neil Cicierega - Numbers [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number

Eight, six, seven, five, three (oh!) nine

Here's my number
So call me maybe

We're gonna be...

Baby!

Hey kids!
(Here's my number)
Call 1-800-909-4300
(So call me maybe)
To hear grandpa's scary stories and join the Junior Vampires' Club

Searching high

Call 1-900-909-UFOS
(So call me maybe)
This may be the most shocking phone call you'll ever make

Eight, six, seven, five, three (oh!) nine
I'm sorry, the number you have reached is not in service
Here's my number, so call me maybe
We're gonna be...
Baby!

I am He-Man!
Call She-Ra and me at 1-900-909-2233
(So call me maybe)
Get your parent's permission, there's a new adventure every day
I have the power!

Call 1-900-500-5000
(Searching high)
When all you can think about is one thing
Warm sensuous people

Sorry I'm not home right now
I'm walking into spiderwebs
So leave a message and I'll call you back
A likely story, but leave a message and I'll call you back

If you're all alone
Pick up the phone
And call
Eight

Who you gonna call?
Who you gonna call?
Who you gonna call?
Think you better call
Who you gonna call?
Who you gonna call?
Who can you call?

Corey Haim and Corey Feldman are giving out their personal numbers!
If you call me right now, I'll give you my private number
Um, if you call that number, I'll give you my personal number if you call that and we'll rap
Two dollars the first minute
(So call me maybe)
Forty-five cents each additional minute
(We're gonna be...)
(Baby!)
Ask your parents before you call
(Here's my number)

Dial 1-900-820-8888
[Nokia tune]
(So call me maybe)
And you could win the RoboCop Game Boy
Your telephone is linked to my weapon system!
1-900-909-3500
(So call me maybe)
Get the secret clues and tips for Nintendo players
Don't let Zelda down!

Sorry I'm not home right now
I'm walking into spiderwebs
So leave a message and I'll call you back

Wait for the beep
You gotta leave your name
You gotta leave your number
Wait for the beep
You gotta leave it at the beep
[Repeats 4x]

(Sorry, wrong number!)

Sorry I'm not home right now
I'm walking into spiderwebs
So leave a message and I'll call you back
A likely story, but leave a message and I'll call you back

And it's all your fault
I screen my phone calls
No matter who calls
I gotta screen my phone calls

Who you gonna call?
Here's my number, so call me maybe
Eight, six, seven, five, three (oh!) nine
Baby
Who you gonna call?
Here's my number, so call me maybe
Eight, six, seven, five, three (oh!) nine
This is crazy

Eins, zwei, drei, vier, funf, sechs, sieben, acht