Nigahiga - Clenching My Booty [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro: Ryan Higa]
I'm clenching my booty
I'm clenching my booty
I'm clenching my booty

[Verse 1: Ryan Higa]
There's so much pressure
Seven blocks away, I don't think I'm gonna make it
Just feel the texture, goosebumps on my skin
And my body starts to drip sweat
But I won't give in
Even though I'm turtle-heading
And I will, keep on clenching

[Chorus: Ryan Higa]
I'm clenching my booty
In a long meeting
When I'm in traffic
On a first date
I'm clenching my booty
You know the feeling
At all the worst times, give me a break!
I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

[Verse 2: D'trix]
(D'trix)
(Yo!)
(Yo!)
YTF
I know it's stuck in my butt, it kinda hurts
Wrong time and place, I got the squirts
It can't get worse
No this ain't fair
Crap you know I push you up
(Doo, doo!)
Don't need two girls just need a cup
Now the bubble guts is bubbling
Because it's full of food
Used to say the sky's the limit now the sky smells like poo
Man I had to drop a load (oh god)
That I couldn't do-(do!)
Ask me what's that smell, man
I stand back and point at you-you-you
I know that I fart a bit
Feel like I need a new pair of pants with no shart on it
But this rap don't have to make sense
As long as it rhymes
Just gotta' mumble it'
And I know we off topic baby true-true-true
I'd rather hold a number 2
Then to poo when I shouldn't poo

[Chorus: Ryan Higa]
I'm clenching my booty
It a long meeting
When I'm in traffic
On a first date
I'm clenching my booty
You know the feeling
At all the worst times, give me a break
I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
I'm clenching my booty