Nikki Lynette - Bird = Word 2.0 [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]

In a world where singers and rappers come and go
Where being original and standing out can stop you from fitting in
Where people believe being old skool is being real
And anything other than that is Wrong
One artist dares to be different
Singer, Rapper, Producer... Bad Ass
All these words describe one person who is helping to usher
The new skool of music, Nikki Lynette, the other Nikki
DAMN SHE THICK!!!

[Family Guy Bird is the word skit]

[Verse 1]
Let's make a toast to the birds
Making a name off the brains they gave
So well the cocks giving them fame
Call em Bret Far-ve Stars
They make professions off erections
Screw Celebs, hit the web now they famous by injection
If Tiger Woods was smart he would have started a label
So when his hoes went public they'd bring him to the table
All he got was a nut and his name dragged into smut
Now his roster blowing up & he don't even get a cut
I like to get paid & I like to get laid
But I separate the two cuz
That's the way that I was raised
But when I get fame if I ever start paying to play...
He gotta sign an N.D.A. before my crotch is displayed!!!

[Sings Bird is the Word Hook]

[Verse 1: continued]
This the era of the sheisty chick. Slicker than than a fishes dick
Fun to take a swim in but more shallow
Than a dimple sits. I love y'all hoes, like I'm mixed with half pimp
Its funny but its sad, like watching a clown limp
The jokes on him Chickens are winning & its funny
Knocked up looking dumb with the punch line in her tummy
I'd rather sow my snatch up until I'm leaking fluid
Than to get more miles put on me then a 94 Buick
But you ain't who I'm blaming though, you play your cards just like a pro
He deposits in ya hole, You bank up like its escrow
Famous cock's a pot of gold
You can't deny this statement though:
Athletes & Rappers turning into Captain Fame-a-Ho