NoEmotion - Ripped Wrestler Speedo [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Ripped Wrestler Speedo

Verse 1

Do I really have to catch 649 Pokemon?
69 is fun when I’m on top
Not even a supervillain named Stop-Man can stop me
If you wanna get high for free just start spinning around
Hold on let me drink some beer
Everything is ok as long as Mr. T is here
What do you mean “why am I here early?”
I’m here for the worms
I just learned that babies are just little people
I’m sorry seafood, please forgive me
I feel like Supafly Jimmy Snuka – I got the hook-up
Britney Spears is my mom - Alaikum Salaam
I wanna do a puppet show with Uncle Joey from Full House
I’m going outside to smoke this blunt there’s too many niggas in the house
I use jerk sauce to jerk my chicken
Your girl don’t want an employee, she wants a big boss man
Where’s my weed at?
Please stop calling me a reject
Arrr Matey! I’m a pirate, give me your booty!
Ask a Jamaican what ja makin’
Bloodclot, ackee and saltfish
Give me a kiss on the tip of my dick

-hook-
She don’ want a little man to caress her
She wan’ big man to slam like a wrestler
Slam like a wrestler, slam like a wrestler
She wan’ big man to slam like a wrestler
-repeat-

Verse 2

My girl Randy likes to call me Macho Man
Hi, I’m a Big Deal like my name is The Big Deal
You look delicious can I have a bite?
After your bedtime story it’s time to say goodnight
I walk the streets, cuz only bitches side-walk
Let’s walk to Wal-Mart and buy some walkie talkies
Oh it’s summertime already? What the fuck?
It’s bad luck not to tie your shoes
I’m just another black man with some white man blues
Hey nigga help me find Blue’s Clues
I don’t wanna pick, you choose
You better get home right now mommy is looking for you
Let’s see some twerk teen teamwork
Have you ever jerked off in the ocean
I would gladly pay you for a hamburger on Tuesday for a hamburger today
G’way from me, g’way from me now
Go into the store and buy some sardines and bread
I hate having to teach a woman how to give head
It’s not like I know how to suck dick
I’m so glad I don’t have to work this weekend
I’m from Jamaica, I live right near da beach
Smoke weed and listen to Bob Marley

-hook-