Nondescript White Rap Fan 1 - Beat It [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

(verse 1)
How come you're always such a horny young man?
Going off to your room whenever you can?
Don't want to be a boy but you're just halfway to a man, so
Beat It, just Beat It
You Think we don't know of your secret shame?
You're playing with yourself like it's some kind of game
Well, if your balls are blue, you'll just have yourself to blame so
Beat It. But you want to get laid, so

(hook 1)
Beat It, Beat It
Your grandmother can't believe it
Show us how damaged and fucked-up you are
Beating your meat in the back of your car, so
Beat It, Beat It
If you have stress, relieve it
Beat it in the morning, Beat It at night
They tell you it's wrong but you know it feels right, so
Beat It, just Beat It, just Beat It

(verse 2)
Your Playboy magazines are out of date
Your search engine is buffering but you can't wait
But you know you'll do it anyway cause you have no mates, so
Beat It. Just Beat It
You're busy playing with your meat and 2 veg
Don't want to join a cult, don't want to take a pledge
Cause if you do, they'd likely cut it off with a razor's edge, so
Beat It. Hormones rush to your head, so

(hook 2)
Beat It, Beat It
If some gets on the couch, just leave it
You can't stop now cause you're almost done
If Dad asks you questions, just take off and run, and
Beat It, Beat It
Your sister through the wall can hear it!
Normally she'd be repulsed and disgraced
But she's a dyke now, so it's all OK
Just Beat It. Beat It....

(guitar solo in Van Halen style)

(hook 3)
Beat It, Beat It
Your libido's all gone, bereave it
Trying and trying to clean up the sperm
How could all that come out of an inchworm?
Just Beat It, Beat It
You'll never get laid, so grieve it
You'll spend the rest of your days locked in the room
Wondering how it feels to get poon, so
Beat It!