Owl City - Rugs From Me To You [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse]
Toupee or not toupee
That is the question
It refused to stay as it all turned grey
William Shakespeare's receding hair
Please excuse the pun
'It's hair today, gone tomorrow'
So be thankful
For what precious locks you have
Toupee or not toupee
That is the question
And by the way
I just got to say
Thank the Lord I'm not going bald
And if I may quip
My curls and I
Are just like heaven
Cause rest assured
There'll be no parting there
But should my head get bare like Friar Tuck
(Hard chase to swallow)
It makes me smile
Because I know just what I'd do
Yeah if I had more wigs than I knew what to do with
I'd open a second hand store
And if you ever went bald
You'd recall it
Because I'd cleverly call it
'Rugs From Me To You'