Party Fun Action Committee - Back N Da Daiz [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Do you remember?

[Tony Simon] Man, back in the days, things were different
[Jer Gibson] Word up, bro, now everything has shifted
I used to play sports in my little league
I used to roll up my sleeves and arm-wrestle with Steve!
What fun it was! I love looking back
Before there were guns and before there was crack
[Tony] Man that's wack, we used to play hacky sack
With Jack, man with the girls, he was the mack!
Don't forget about Zack, the Legomaniac
That commercial was phat, in the days, you know, back
[Jer] We used to play Pac-Man in the local arcade
I remember in December playing football with Ave
[Tony] Man that's flaves
[Jer] I always gave the ball to Paul
[Tony] And Gabe went long being covered by Sean
And when we got older, we still played on Sundays
Yo what's up with Gene? I heard that he was gay
[Jer] Well that's okay: I guess we all eventually change
Some deranged, some are strange, and some are plain
Hey, what happened to what's his name?
[Tony] Who James? [Jer] Yes
[Tony] I heard he gets on his knees and praises God's name
It was game, but now things are serious
I'm delirious
[Jer] Are you serious? [Tony] Yes I'm serious

[Both singing] MAN! THOSE TIMES KICKED ASS!
Because we're talking 'bout...

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[Hook x2]
Things done changed, things they done changed (Back in the days...)
Things done changed, yes things they done changed (Back in the days...)
Things done changed, things they done changed (Back in the days...)
Things done changed, yes things they done changed (Back in the days...)

Things they done changed! Oh wey oh wey oh wow!
Oh! Those were the days! (Yeah, they really were)
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[Jer] And now we're all grown up with grown up troubles
[Tony] Do you remember when we used to play with bubbles?
Before the Hubble telescope existed
We used to do some things that were kind of twisted
Like sticking firecrackers in pigeons' assholes
We blew 'em up till they looked like guacomole
[Jer] Well holy moly! I remember things like that!
Like going to your house and sodomizing your cat
[Tony] That was phat
[Jer] Hey bro, you remember your niece?
We used to tie her down and rub our dicks in her teeth
[Tony] Well she was three, but old enough to feel it
Back in the days, dude, that was keepin' it real, kid
[Jer] Well yeah it was! But you know what was awesome?
Going to Barbados and murdering that dolphin
Chopping up its meat and selling it to the locals
But before we cut it up we stuck our dicks in its blowholes
[Tony] Oh no bro! Remember the gang-bang with Jane?
[Jer] Pleasure and pain
[Tony] Ankles in restraints
Now stuff like that is considered kinda gross
But remember that time I fed you shit-smeared toast?
[Jer] Yeah that was low, but you know what I remember best?
Getting burns on my dick, when I jerked off with Crest!
[Tony] Let's take a rest, and remember the days of the past
And hope these good feelings will forever last
And that's, back in the days (oh yeah)
Back in the days, back in the days

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[Hook x2]
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