PaTTxPiFF - Convenient [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

("Watch me bust they ass")

Verse 1:)
Somethin' I learned from my OG, Never kiss & tell..
But to you that's like a wasted dime up in a wishing well
What the hell, not supposed to make a wish & tell..
I Do my thang then I wish her well
Said she had the best, wetest ride up in the Midwest
Like, fuck Wisconsin Dells..
Shit was swell, Piff could tell by the way she fell
I bust a nut & get to rappin', & nigga he had it wrapped
So he act like it never happened..
Pretty specimen up in bed & wrapped in satin.. Can you imagine?
Goodie two shoes, aspirations, Strut Manhattan.. Mobile like da Batmans..
So I frog splash in that Pu**y Like I were "Rob Van Dam"
Ate all four sides of that ass as if it were a grand slam...
Other additional two sides uhh cost you extra
Back & forth up in that pu**y in one day like weekend pass on metra
"Can I slide", she replied "you bet, of course I'll letcha"
Then my shit extended graphically
Like old T.V
Antennas..
& her old dude like a fake actor
Couldn't play his part like a bogus taxi driver way her tried to tax her
Piffinator on his grind like thrasher.. puffin' on a pearl..
Say she like the way a nigga casper, Blowin'
Chocolope out the tropical optimo. Reminiscin' bout them days cash used to be optimal but...
Now I realize that there's more to life
If a ho don't agree wit' me then I guess she off the pipe
When I'm doin' something right I'm white
A lil' bad I'm black.. Guess bad luck done crossed my path like a black cat at that
No Felix the cat shit spinning like a helix at that...
Outta reach just like an itch on my back that I couldn't scratch..
Wack...