Period Tears - Pointing at my Dick [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Deep Voice]
How was music therapy, Jorge?
(dog cry)
Shut the fuck up, Charlie Brown

[Intro]
I'm literally Hitler, so Mitt Romney
So Mitt Romney, I'm literally Hitler
So, so Mitt Romney, so Mitt Romney
So Mitt Romney

[Verse 1]
Period Tears is getting too mainstream
That's what all the fans like to say
But really this was all my big dream
All the haters are just GAY!
The other day, T-Pain called me up
And he said yo Jorge, yo what's up
So ladies and gentlemen, I bring to you
T-Pain!
(noises)

[Verse 2]
So Mr. President, Obama, is a communist
And that makes me pretty pissed
Because Mitt Romney is literally Hitler
He'd be a good president if he wasn't Mittler
"My fellow Americans, Mitt Romney's gay"

[Verse 3: Evan]
We only live once, so we gotta do it right
In the pool, we be living daily, we be doing business time
Water YOLO's where it's at
And you can have assurance that we wear those caps
We be kicking up in here, kicking our legs
And our speedos be getting small
Making our balls look like eggs
We only play [?] except Battlefield
We call it Water YOLO, when our wounds never heal, that is
From the [?] arms, and the scars on our back
We're so good against the team that our shots look like [?]
We'll go undefeated, except to [?]
They be all like Michael Phelps just cheating home all the way
Our speedos look so fine when we sit on the deck
Gangnam Style in our ears, in our veins and our necks