Perplexed - Platypus Moaning [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

(Oh I was almost rid of em, and I would have done it to if it haddent been for you meddling kids!)
(Ugh!) (Yeah) (NoEmotion) (Perplexed) (Yeah, Yeah)

(Perplexed) Verse 1
Fall down bitch I ain't gonna pick ya back up, NoEmotion and Perplexed, Twistin it up
Stay down ima stomp on them double D cups
I used to look fruity but I diddent change colors, mom had an abortion so I dident have a brother
(Good!) I woulda had ta kill his ass anyways, now tie thoes fuckin tubes, and never open up thoes legs
Or im gonna break em, Momma don't make me break em!
Damn I guess there broken, look, just look at it
The bones poking right through the skin, again and again
Look at all the blood again, I killed my dad last week, should have done em both today, now im acting like a freak
Whats wrong with me? I should be just fine, just pop some more pills fast, im runnin out of time
I'm sweatin now its drippin from my forehead, you can hear it hit the floor thats when you know, the bodies dead
I stop dead in my tracks though something caught my eyes, its turning red and blue I see the flashing lights
Its the cops now, im dipping but theres now way out, tear gas the whole room and blew a whole right in my mouth

(Yeah Perplexed NoEmotion hit me up!)

(Yeah! Ugh!)

Perplexed told me to hit em up, so I hit em with a suplex
Who wants some cammel piss soup next?
I watched my neighbor get arrested at 3 a clock in the morning
Morning wood is the hardest for my wife to chop down
When I was rubbing her nipples she was moaning like a platypus
I never realized your whole family was coming with us
I had a Mexican girl think it was sexy to lick salsa off my ball sack
Information is critical to power, You are given a limited amount of hours
Don't be a coward stand up and fight back, I tired and then I got stabbed
Are you sad because your dad came out the closet?
I thought we was playin hide and seek, why the fuck did you just leave me!
Stop being so arrogant you ain't shit, you should try parenting your kids smell like shit
Learn your history and learn about hatred
I'm a real boy like pinocchio, I'm a real kid
Girls always say damn, that's real big
Why do you need to drink to get social, your not aloud in the social club you are not a noble
Time to go to Barnes and Nobel and look for some pussy
Which one of you dumb bitches is getting advice from Snookie
Lookie lookie at them titties
Wheres the bathroom I have to pee pee
I wanna see the 3D version of Three Ninjas
I saw 3 niggas pissin in the same toilet at the same time
I think im in the wrong club, If the glove don't fit buy a magnum
This girls pussy felt like it was filled with peanut butter
She shaved her pubes in honor of the twin towers
Hey, does anybody dress as gladiators?
I'm a casual beer drinker, I'm drunk as fuck
Does anybody have some clean piss I can borrow?
I promise i'll pay you back tomorrow

(Look at my mask its golden, don't ask who am i, NoEmotion!)
(Yeahhhhh) (Meddling kids) (Ughh NoEmotion, Perplexed) (Ugh Ugh Ugh Ugh Ugh...)