Phat N - Fairytale [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro: Phat N]
Do you like mushrooms? I do. That's why I set my whole life out looking for fucking Smurfs. I'm going to find Papa Smurf, then I'm gonna fuck that one Smurf, I don't know who it was, but it was a sexy ass Smurf I'm not even gonna lie. Dog, she about to Smurf me in the smurfing parking lot. This smurftastic. Check me

[Verse 1: Phat N]
I walk around a magical forest poppin' dopamines, lookin' for little blue people who whistle every time they find a fuckin' blueberry
I'm gonna laugh, I'mma find these things and grind 'em into a fine powder and snort 'em up
While Jessica Alba's suckin' my nuts, with a palm full of Vaseline
Smackin' old ladies in the head screamin' come help me (yo)
I was trapped in a forest, who do I do?, she took me to the cops
I walked up with three bears and a bowl of porridge, Dorothy, my dick
I laughed, the bolts in my neck came loose
Frankenstein told me, if I ever need a jump, come and hit him up
Or a new spare part, anybody fuckin' with you
I'm gone, it's me, Phat N The King, I'm through

[Interlude: Phat N]
Yo check it, kids, it's not over yet, uh, yeah

[Verse 2: Phat N]
It's me, puff puff pass
Me and THC always here at last
Flyin' on a blue carpet, magic the dragon
Never fuck around, everybody I'm startin'
Hittin on the shit, so dark spliffs
Everybody knows I'm the blunt man kid
Rollin up deep with a crew of 3
Doesn't matter, tryin' to fuck with the incredible THC
Throw up the gang sign, roll on your crew
Fuck 'em up, fuck all of you, including you
Suck my dick and lick the tip
Don't forget to eat the frumunda cheese from under it
I ain't done with it, so I'm gone fly away
Everyone have a nice day, new track for ya, hey

[Outro: Phat N]
Fuckin fuck cocks, bitch ass motherfuckers. I'm a fat, white kid that knows how to spit. Mushrooms motherfucker,. I'm high as fuck, eatin' mushrooms. I had about 70,000 caps, I'd probably be dead by now but it's ok. Yo, there's a fuckin' mushroom in front of me, I'm gone. *laughs*