Pizza boy. - Delicious cookies. (hooky.) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
I should be in class; I shouldn't have masturbated
I can’t seem to help it when my jeans drop
I can be your personal pizza boy, and when I annoy, I can switch it up and bring you Wingstop
My life was a movie, the last scene stopped at birth
Maybe God dropped the Earth
I can’t tell; I don’t want to be blasphemous
But you handed me life, and I did not ask for this
Pity party of one, I’d like a booth, please
I’m like the 8-foot center that only shoots threes
I’m starring in a rap version of Hoop Dreams, I don't know whose team
I should make a new stream
A great place to swim for quiet people, underachievers, honor roll students, and gloomy teens
The rest get applause from booty movements
How the hell does Rudy Tabootie do this?!

[Hook]
I might have ruined everything for myself again
I think I've ruined everything for myself again
I feel I've ruined everything for myself again
I know I'll ruin everything for myself again

[Verse 2]
Get ignored by friends and walked around scorned
The only damned flavor left to eat is orange
Call a girl because you know your ex can’t stand her
Make everyone around you afraid of your candor
Banter with the cameras hidden in the walls, in between taking naps and digging in your drawls'
Then, contemplate spelling it like "drawers"
Don’t apologize for not being poor
Fill your cabinet with ramen and trinkets from your past
Try not to look like a heathen to your dad
Still get nowhere with girls you like, and to the ones you don’t like back, don’t write back
Rub your heart with an ice pack, buy no product with an “i” in front, find time to stunt
Be all you are, then learn it’s not enough

But stupidly refuse to give up

[Hook]